The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

That doesn't mean I can't still kill her subject Vee. In fact, she has killed me already.
*looks over at subject Sass*
*jumps infront of him and brutally rips him to shreds*

Subject SOH, I could kill you if I wanted to. But the time is not right. As for subject M2, I already have, who is subject Leonard?
"VitaChamber blah blah subject Sass"

Alright subject Sass! I will!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject K-Sas, then I must offer you Japan, in exchange for everything you are! And also complete protection from Soh.

One, no you couldn't, and Two, You have never killed M2, Subject Epsilon.

 

[Sassafrass]

Japan, subject Soh?
Sign me up!

No, I didn't subject Vee. This was Royal Mail cocking up again...

Excuse me, subjects...*Picks lock and enters office, shutting and relocking door behind him* Hey Fury. *Starts looking through files* Hmmm...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subject Fury!

 

[Lambi]

Subject Fury! *Hug*
I missed you. And Alucard was a little worried.

No, I wasn't. I knew he'd be able to handle himself. Have you been training, subject Fury?

No problem, subject Waffles.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Alright, Subject K-sas, just hold still....*stabs with Soul-Suck-O-Matic* There we go, you are now a mindless zombie under my control!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Subject Sas, what are you doing?

Oh, I know that, subject Epsilon, I know that well enough, I was just saying for the record.

Hi subject Fury!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I would tell you to look through the hundreds of pages back to when subject Violence first saw me and met me. Remember we both killed him subject SOH?

And yes we can. Subject SOH, I am about 3 times as strong as you...

HI SUBJECT FURY!

Subjects, I have to go. And by go, I mean go play Bioshock 2. SEE YA!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bye Subject BT.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yay subject Mudkip.

Nothing, subject Vee, nothing...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Epsilon, if we go by kill/death ratio, Subject M2 has you beat all over the place. His count stands in the billions, with only 4 deaths, 3 of which were self-sacrifices. And, it doesn't matter if you are more powerful, I can't die.

Subject K-Sas, I want you to give me a foot massage!

 

[DJude]

*Nev is seen sprinting toward the asylum at about 107 MPH*
*Nev crashes through the wall and mauls Ep*
*he starts beating Ep's face in*
WHAT
*punch*
THE
*punch*
FUCK!?
*Nev's arm goes through Ep's head and creates a large crater in the floor*
*Nev grabs Ep and slams him into the ground, creating another crater*
*Nev gets up*
Oh, hello subjects...

*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Epsilon*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aheh...*tries to open office door*...Why'd you lock the door, subject Sas?

Hello, subject Nev! ...What's wrong?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You ok Subject Nev?

 

[Sassafrass]

[color=grey]Yes sir, subject Mudkip. *Gives foot massage*[/color]

I work better in private, subject Vee. Aha! Got it...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[DJude]

Merhh, oh nothing, i sensed someone harming Subject Vaude and i of course had to act on it, i think i got here too late though and-
*VENN takes over*
...
*looks at self covered in blood*
Hm, subjects, anyone have a towl? also, i have great news

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here, subject Venn. *hands towel* What's up?

...Damn it, what do you have, subject Sas?! *rattles door*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject K-Sas, *whisper* *contents of whisper=I want you to pinch Subject Vaude's derriere!*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Tell us Subject Nev!

 

[Sassafrass]

Nothing, subject Vee... *Sounds of tape player being set up*

Good news, subject Venn?