The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

A few days ago, subject Venn. Why do you ask?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YAY! *Turns into a bat and bites subject VENN.*

 

[DJude]

Oh no reason
*dials phone*
Hello? Yeah... yeah... that's what he said... alright then... bye...
*hangs up*

*gets bitten*
Subject Fury, i hope you didn't draw blood, because mine is extremely lethal to vampires... among other things...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects I-
HI EVERYONE!
Captain Waffles! How did you get out?!
YOUR MENTAL GATE IS OPEN! I THOUGHT I'D COME OUT FOR A SECOND!
You should ask fi-MY MENTAL GATE IS OPEN!?
*Room starts to fill with black fog*
OH EM GEE! *Implodes into mind*

 

[Sassafrass]

[color=grey]Yes, master subject. *Goes to lie on table*[/color]

Heh, you'll have to do better then that, subject Vee!

Subject Case Report #1167: Subject Harley Quinn and The Joker.
Harley: You were going to come back for me, weren't you, puddin'?
Joker: Of course, pumpkin pie! It's just that, uh... here you are! So I can... save myself a trip!
Harley: But what about all our friends! Ivy, and Two-Face and... Hat-Guy and... Lizard Man and... Puppet-Head...
Joker: What about them?
Batman: Don't forget your little pets!
Harley: The babies! We can't leave the babies!
Joker: I'll buy you a goldfish! Let's go!
Harley: No!
Joker: Why you little-
Harley: (Hits Joker and runs toward Batman) You know, Bats, I got a crazy idea Mister J may not be the guy for me after all!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Nope, no blood, just a bite.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject K-Sas, I'm going to make you better, stronger, and faster, but most of all, smarter. *begins to operate*

 

[DJude]

Mmkay subject Fury, thats good, i wouldn't wanna go an' kill Subject Alucards new apprentice right away...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] ...I was crazy! I'd lost my mind! How could I?! I wasn't thinkin' straight! Oh Mr. J... Whataya' thinkin' recordin' that, Veteran!?[/sub]
*Hits door hard*
*thinks quickly*
*Falls to floor and takes leg*
Oh, my leg! Subject Sas! You need to help me! I hurt my leg! I think it's broken! You're the only other doctor! I'll call it truce if you just come and help me!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*In side Subject Waffles' mind*
*Drools* Harley Quinn.....
*Searches for Mental Gate*

 

[DJude]

*appears in Waffles' mind*
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*raises hand to Waffles*
Yo...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Venn! How are you in my mind!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Joins subject VENN in subject Waffle's mind.*
*Shakes hands with Admiral Waffles.*
Sup subject Waffles.

 

[Sassafrass]

[color=grey]Yay, subject Master.[/color]

*Opens door and sticks head out* Subject Vee, are you alright?!
*Sighs* My God, what a shmuck...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shakes Subject Fury's hand*
Um....Hi....
How are Subjects entering my mind!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pounces subject Sas* Gotcha. *Smiles* I win, get out of the office.

 

[DJude]

The gate was open so i just strolled on in
*points to open mental gate*

*forces Fury out of Waffles' mind*

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, I believe it is time I went away...
No one seems to be affected by my Feargas anymore...
So I'd like to introduce subject Lambi's new personality, Two-Face!

Hello, subjects.
*Flips coin*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

EDIT: Ninjas...
*Climbs back in subject Waffle's mind*
You're mind gate is wide open. Y'know what? You can have these for a while. *Opens mind gate and subjects Fonz, Knievel, and Torettes fly out.*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee *Someone's house in New Jersey blows up* What's da big ideah?
.......FUCK!......Why am I FUCK here?
*Rides a motorcycle around on subject Waffle's hilly brain.* WOOOOHOOOOHOOOHOOO!!! FREE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK!
Enjoy subject Waffles, I'll take them back in 2 days.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject K-Sas, I am almost done. Before long, you'll be amazing, my best creation....*tear falls down* Since Miyo....