The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

You say he's busy, subject Harley. How do you know he isn't causing chaos without you? Or perhaps he's found a new gal to hang around with.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, I try, subject Vee. XD

Oh, Harley...poor Harley.
You think you can catch me?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

It's what I do, Subject Riddler. Now, who wants a cold one? *pulls out six-pack*

Subject K-Sas, I want you to actually do this: Disarm or Explode the Bomb in Subject Waffle's head. [[+50 Karma, or -1000 Karma.]]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

THE PUNS! OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT TH-
*Explodes*
*Vita Chamber, Subject Waffles*
Subject......That felt awesome! It was like the greatest sneeze ever!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*replants bomb* Now, choose Subject K.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Freeze, just stop!

I shall get to it, subject Master. Tell me, is it midnight?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Why Subject M2?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Face flashes with anger* My Puddin' would never do that! *Swings mallet at Two-Face* I'm his henchwench and he'd never want anyone else!
And Nygma, you ain't so quick on ya' feet! *Swings at Riddler*

Heh, great minds think alike, right, subject Sas? XD
And your puns make my ears bleed, subject Mr. Freeze!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Ze chances of that, Subject Riddler, is as likely as you not doing that annoying giggle!

Subject K, it is. *evil grin*

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subjects!

I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!

 

[Lambi]

*Dodges mallet*
Are you sure, subject Harley? That clown is madder then...

A pack of noodles!

...
Yes, subject Lambi. Let's go with that.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subject Ren! Could you get this bomb outta my-
*Explodes*
*Vitachamber, Subject Waffles*
.....Never mind.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*plants 2000 bombs* I'm waiting,subject loyal servant.

 

[Sassafrass]

You mean zis, subject Freeze? *Giggles* Whoa~ *Ducks Harleys mallet* Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem, Harley?!

Hey, subject Ren!

Well then it's a simple matter of asking for the detonator, subject Master.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Ren! *Hugs*

An' that's why I love him, Dents! Stronger than madhouse walls!
Impulse control?! Why I oughta! *Swings to smack Riddler*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

How did you even do that Subject M2!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Pulls out the bombs and replaces them with napalm, gets a long fuse and lights.*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*hands Subject K the detonator* Did I mention Jar Jar Binks is in there?

Subject Waffles, I am the master of all Mudkips. There is nothing I can't do.

BAD SUBJECT FURY! *puts bombs back*

Teamwork may be needed against this crazy.

 

[Lambi]

*Mallet hits Lambi, Lambi is knocked out*
Thanks for knocking him out, subject Harley. He was rather annoying...

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects... who here knows what day it is?