The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your presents are in the other room, subject Ren~ *Grins*

*Hopes it lands on heads*...

*Masterlock hugs subject Toast*

I...Uh...Shut up, Nygma!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Master, before I 'die', did you hook me up to any servers?

Just sayin' Harley. Just think about that before you either A) Kill me or B) Kill me.

 

[Baby Eater]

*shoots coin mid-air,causing it to land on heads* Woops! Mis-fire subject Two-Face!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NO WAY! Subject Ren, i'll let you make GODZILLA light the cake. *throws subject Ren the reins.*

 

[Ren3004]

Thank you, subject Toast!
Thanks, subject Fury, but Godzilla doesn't spit fire.

Yay! Subject Vee! *unwraps present*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

One, Subject K-Sas. When you die, you'll be eternally trapped at Zootube!

 

[Lambi]

No matter, subject Toast. I'll just flip it again...

*Flips coin again, it lands on tails*

Bye, bye, subject Lambi...

 

[Baby Eater]

*truckasauras lights candles with flame breath* Subject Fury Godzilla would incinerate the cake.

*portal hugs subject Vaude*!

 

[Sassafrass]

Heh...*Starts laughing insanely* Subject Master, go ahead.
Do it. If you dare... *Starts insanely laughing again*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject K-Sas, I don't like you laughing like that. EJECT AI CHIP, ACTIVATE PAIN TRANSMITTERS, IN INVERSE ORDER!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, what do you think, subject Ren? *Smiles*

No! *Grabs subject Lambi's hand and drags*

*Thinks quietly* I dunno, Nygma.
[sub] Harl~? [/sub]
*swings mallet thoughtfully* No! He wouldn't! He's just busy!

 

[Lambi]

Don't you run away from me!

*Pulls out a tommygun and shoots subjects Vaude and Lambi*

 

[Ren3004]

*opens box* Subject Vee, is this what I think it is!? *smiles*

 

[Baby Eater]

*looks at subject Harley*
Hmmm...
*looks at white face paint jar*
.....
...
*10 hours later*
*Lightbulb!*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Shot in shoulder* Fuck! *runs off into hideyhole* *Pulls Lambi up*

You know it, subject Ren! Did I get the right one?

 

[DJude]

*NotVENN rides into the room on his yacht*
Ahaha! Good morning subjects! i have not seen you all in such a long time, i trust everyones still their good ol' mentally unstable selves?

 

[Ren3004]

It's a new chainsaw! Thanks, subject Vee!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Continues laughing madly*

Now, are ya sure he's busy, Harley? Are ya sure he hasn't found *Whispers* a replacement?

Subject Two-Face, stop!

 

[Lambi]

Stay out of this, subject Sas, unless you want to get shot!

Subject Vaude, come out of there! I only want to kill Lambi. You need not get killed as well!

Thank you, subject Vaude. *Blood comes from right leg and left arm*

 

[Ren3004]

Well, subjects, I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow!