The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Aye, it does that a lot, subject Vee.
...
...Nothing. *CLICK!*
Patient Number 2587: Mr. John Smith
A weeping angel, Amy, is the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent life-form evolution has ever produced and right now one of them is trapped inside that wreakage and I'm supposed to climb in after it with a screwdriver and a torch, and assuming I survive the radiation long enough and assuming the ship doesn't explode in my face, do something incredibly clever which I haven't actually thought of yet. That's my day, that's what I'm up to. Any questions?
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...Nothing. *CLICK!*
Patient Number 2587: Mr. John Smith
A weeping angel, Amy, is the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent life-form evolution has ever produced and right now one of them is trapped inside that wreakage and I'm supposed to climb in after it with a screwdriver and a torch, and assuming I survive the radiation long enough and assuming the ship doesn't explode in my face, do something incredibly clever which I haven't actually thought of yet. That's my day, that's what I'm up to. Any questions?
(alright, I'll do something a little more spyish)
*notices you're taking a shower.*
*Quickly installs a lever in your house.*
*Places sign above lever that says "Pull me"*
*hides in closet.*
*You come out of bathroom fully clothed*
*Subject Lycan notices lever.*
*He ponders for a moment.*
*He pulls it*
*1 ton weight falls on him*
*Spy snicker*
*notices you're taking a shower.*
*Quickly installs a lever in your house.*
*Places sign above lever that says "Pull me"*
*hides in closet.*
*You come out of bathroom fully clothed*
*Subject Lycan notices lever.*
*He ponders for a moment.*
*He pulls it*
*1 ton weight falls on him*
*Spy snicker*
*jumps into vents and pilehugs subject Vaude*
I haven't been up here in a long time subject Vaude. Hey,is that Heath Ledger's corpse!?
I haven't been up here in a long time subject Vaude. Hey,is that Heath Ledger's corpse!?
...Bugger it! *More clicking noises*
YOU. ARE. MY. ENEMY. AND I AM YOURS. You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I have defeated you time and time again. I have defeated you. I have sent you back into the Void. I have saved the whole of reality from you.
You'll never catch me, subject Vee! *Pop!* =3 *Jumps into vents and scurries away from sounds*
YOU. ARE. MY. ENEMY. AND I AM YOURS. You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I have defeated you time and time again. I have defeated you. I have sent you back into the Void. I have saved the whole of reality from you.
You'll never catch me, subject Vee! *Pop!* =3 *Jumps into vents and scurries away from sounds*
*Already has trap*
*Paints self setting a bomb by your house.*
*You notice and kick it.*
*You break your toe*
*You walk around to other side of building and see me*
*you try to kick me with other foot but it's just another painting.*
*You break other toe.*
*Spy Snicker*
*Paints self setting a bomb by your house.*
*You notice and kick it.*
*You break your toe*
*You walk around to other side of building and see me*
*you try to kick me with other foot but it's just another painting.*
*You break other toe.*
*Spy Snicker*
*"You stole that"*
*Sneaks off and sets cardboard cutout of grey spy out*
*I stick Dynamite to the back*
*You walk up to it and talk to it*
*I press the detonator*
*BOOM*
*Spy snicker*
*Sneaks off and sets cardboard cutout of grey spy out*
*I stick Dynamite to the back*
*You walk up to it and talk to it*
*I press the detonator*
*BOOM*
*Spy snicker*
*Cracks neck* These are my vents, subject Sas, good luck! *Chases*
...What is your fascination with my records?!
Oh hell, please tell me you're joking, subject Toast?!
...What is your fascination with my records?!
Oh hell, please tell me you're joking, subject Toast?!
*Sets dynamite up over the vents*
*Waits for Fury to walk under*
*Detonates and crushes Fury*
*Spy snicker*
*Runs from others*
*Waits for Fury to walk under*
*Detonates and crushes Fury*
*Spy snicker*
*Runs from others*
*Pop!* They just intrigue me, subject Vee. Plus, I can use some of that info for blackmail purposes! *Pop!* *Meows, curries off again*
*"DAMN YOU!"*
*Creates an attractive female robot.*
*Sets her arrousal levels on full*
*Leaves her in ur bedroom*
*You go crazy and run up to her*
*I detonate her*
*Snicker*
*Creates an attractive female robot.*
*Sets her arrousal levels on full*
*Leaves her in ur bedroom*
*You go crazy and run up to her*
*I detonate her*
*Snicker*
*Pop!* Aye, blackmail purposes, subject Vee. Why do you ask?
Ewww...got MJ's corpse here.[footnote]Too soon?[/footnote]*Pop!*
Ewww...got MJ's corpse here.[footnote]Too soon?[/footnote]*Pop!*
*"YOU ABSOLUTE SHITTER!"*
*Writes letter*
*Throws to you in a paper aeroplane*
"I challenge you to a duel"
*Sneakily hides bomb under your spot*
*Writes letter*
*Throws to you in a paper aeroplane*
"I challenge you to a duel"
*Sneakily hides bomb under your spot*
Alright, Who's been leaving dead celebrities in the vents, subjects?!
Subject Sas, who would you blackmail?
Subject Sas, who would you blackmail?
*Sits next to MJ's[footnote]To late Subject Sas.[/footnote] corpse*
What the hell are you doing here?!
What the hell are you doing here?!
Oh, I dunno, subject Vee. People. *Shrugs*
Oh, by the way. *Click!* I have a portable tape player now!
There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never ever put in a trap.
Oh, by the way. *Click!* I have a portable tape player now!
There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never ever put in a trap.