The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

*Raises sign "I ACCEPT!"*
*Boom*
*Lycan Snickers*
*Sets up a Mountain Dew vending machine with a bomb in it around the corner.*
*You notice it and try to buy one.*
*Boom*
*Snicker*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Sas, I have a hammer! And it's going to meet that tape player! *Scurries*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I think my tape's better.
*click*
.....Then Fan Zweh put two of every animal in a boat and beat the crap out of them! And from then on,any two animals together was a zoo! Unless it's a farm!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at dummy*
*"I don't even liek mountain dew"*
*Shoots with revolver*
*No snicker*

 

[Sassafrass]

Noooo, not my tape player subject Vee! *Scurries faster, playing tapes*

I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!

...It is, subject Toast, But where did you get that from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Sas, I promised to keep that conversation between the Doctor and Amy private!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, did you promise to keep the earlier conversation private?
You know? This one?

The Doctor: And, what sort of job's a kissogram?
Amy Pond: I go to parties, and I... kiss people... [clears throat] with outfits. It's a laugh!
The Doctor: You were a little girl five minutes ago!
Amy Pond: You're worse than my aunt.
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everyone's aunt. ...And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes I did, subject Sas!
*Speeds up*
Now you know why I stopped being the psychiatrist! There's no such thing as confidentiality anymore!

 

[Sassafrass]

Only because I am a dirty little thief, subject Vee!

The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does it say?
The Doctor: [hesitates then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I got it from a training camp
*click*
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know that subject Sa-AHAH! *Grabs leg*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Rasies sign "Son of a *****"*
*Shoots from long range with sniper rifle.*
*Spy snicker*

 

[Sassafrass]

AH! ...*Weak smile* Hey, subject Vee...

Subject Toast...why?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*"Twat"*
*Blows up building your in*
*Spy snicker*

 

[Baby Eater]

Why not subject Sas?
*click*
.....Tits.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hi subject Sas. *Smiles* I believe you owe me something?

 

[Sassafrass]

Touché, subject Toast.

And it was that guy from Hot Fuzz!

The Doctor: Amy Pond, you are magnificent, and I'm sorry.
Amy: It's okay. I understand. You've got to leave me..
The Doctor: Oh, no, I'm not leaving you, never. I'm sorry about this. [bites her hand. Amy instinctively grabs it] Aha, see? Not stone!
Amy: You bit me!
The Doctor: Yes, and you're alive. Good, yeah?
Amy: Bit my hand! It left a mark!
The Doctor: Yes, and you're alive, did I mention?
Amy: Left a mark, with your teeth, you've got space teeth!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects, I come back from watching Avatar again and with how subject E is expirementing on things I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes one of those steroid jacked smurfs....

But! I came up with the best ending ever for Avatar! At the end Jack Sully dies. It's like "HAHA! You did all that for nothing! Everyone fails!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*"Asshole...*"
*Nukes building Subject Lycan is in*
*Spy snicker.*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT I can make you fall in love with that movie in a single sentence:

Dragons piledrive airships.

Did you nerdgasm?