The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

PIRATES! *Shoots out rubber arms from 70 feet off the shoreline to grab onto pirate ship* LET'S GO! *Put's on straw hat.* I call captain!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I call cook!
*Puts on black suit*

Sorry Subject Smag.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well subject WAB, ill still kill him even more! Billy Mays is a fucking legend!

Subject Toast, I call the bad ass one that all the ladies we meet along the way immediately falls in love with cause they all know he's totally awesome and cool and is the better of everyone...

YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE!
*is playing a ukulele in a Hula skirt with a coconut bra on and a flower in hair playing Dr. Trans Peanut Butter Square Hula Quest*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Smag?

Maybe not, subject M3...

*Treats subject Sas' wounds* Not at all. *Smiles*

Davey Jones' locker, subject Toast?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Dis this is my ship so I'm captain,savvy? *dressed like Jack Sparrow*

Indeed subject Vaude! We must save subject BT!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I have musician. Well if somebody would throw me my body!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Go get 'em Subject M3.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

LIKE HELL YOU DO! *Gear Secondo* JET PISTOL! *punches subject Jack Toast in the face with a fist flying at 300MPH* I'm captain, savvy?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well at least someone knows im the best around here. Thank you subject WAB.

Well, apparently were on a quest anyways to rescue subject BT subject Vee and...hey I feel something on my leg....
*subject smurf E jumps off...still 2 inches tall*
YOU SON OF A ***** SUBJECT M3 ILL KILL YOU!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Alright, count me in, subject Toast. *Dons pirate's hat*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaudess, only becuase I had no way to reach her...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Max, I think subject Soprano has you beat for the musician part. He is the best singer around.

That sucks subject Smag. Im sorry.

Spoiler: Subject Soprano points at subject E and sings...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Dis it's my bloody ship!*throws him in the water*

Subject first class Waffles see to it it Dis learns the chain of command. And get my rum!

Welcome aboard subject Vaude!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes sir! *Throws rum toward Subject Toast*

*Looks down at Subject Smurf E*
Aww it's so cute!
*Puts Subject Smurf E in a jar*
*Pokes holes in the lid*
I'm gonna give you to Zim! He'll love it!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject M3, fine...I didn't want to be in the crew anyway.*sniff*

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks, subject Vee. *Smiles*

Permission to come aboard, subject Toast?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*sighs* You can be the Orchestra subject Max....
FUCK SUBJECT ZIM!
*Jumps out of jar and Smurf slaps subject Soprano*
I KNOW IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject M3, it's not the same.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Okay okay subject Max! What about a duet?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max you can be navigator.

Permission granted Sas *lowers boarding bridge*