The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Subject Soprano

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, very well.*stabs Subject Fury*
I can also do the battle protocol.*screams*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes Master!
*Opens closet door*
Master?

Yes Subject Captain! *Screams like a little girl*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I am your master subject Gir! Do as I command and kill him already! Then feed him to mole rats and leave his bones in the trash can.

 

[Smagmuck_]

///ignore

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I can destroy anyone in a fight for you subject Captain Toast... I think I need not explain that due to the fact that you have seen my work as Strawhat Pirate crew Captain.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Soprano you're awarded a medal for that show!

Subject Max and Waffles I'm *sniffle* so proud!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast, cheer for an encore!
ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!
*subject Soprano puts medal on proudly*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Fury, we aren't going by that. Did you not see that he is dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow?*puts on skin and pirate costume*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

But Master.....No ones there....
*Loud crashing is heard*
SUBJECT E JACKASS!
*Giant robot hand grabs Subject Smurf E*
SAY HELLO TO LIBERTY 2!

 

[Baby Eater]

Encore subject Soprano!

*sets sail for Antartica*

Subject Dis this is a Pirates of the Caribbean RP.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey subject Zim dumbass! You forgot to do one thing to him!
Liberty Prime 2! Kneel down and bow before me! But first let me go!
*he does just so*

Spoiler: Subject Soprano bows, and then begins to sing again

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: Oh, subjects...

I will be the first to admit that what I did in my youth was monstrous. But that is no reason why I must be afflicted with such nightmarish terrors. It is inhumane to live like this; but I will not be forced out of my own home, built by my own ancestors. I am an Alvarado, the last of the richest family in Guanajuato! So what if nobody wants to work for me anymore. Ignorant peasants! I have enough money and rifles to outlive whatever it is that afflicts this Hacienda. But as brave as my words are, my soul cannot match them. I fear- I tremble- when the sun goes out. It is out there, it is here, it is everywhere- The horrendous beast with its large yellow eyes and the surrounding dark void. It cannot be described.
A demon.
I feel like it is its duty to kill me, but not a quick death, it wants to make my life unbearable. It wants me to do it the favor of killing myself. I have seen it once or twice; I have shot at it with no effect. It is like shooting at twisted lights and shadows. If it was just my fear of seeing it, I would have already taken my eyes out. But it screams like the cat it once was, it yells like the little girls I have murdered.
The demon cat of Guanajuato.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ugh... Fine subject Real Brook... *Puts on real looking skin to hide drawn skin.* Aw man... I can't stretch in this skin!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject E, who built a Liberty Prime 2?!?! Someone is so sued!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Zim did! He used old parts from Libery prime and the idiot used the control by my voice module subject Max!
Subject Sass, that was very well written, I like it! What is it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Sas, no creepypasta! XD
...
Not without me first.

*Takes arm off shoulder*
I see, subject Toast, when do we set sail?

 

[Lambi]

Subject Sas, that was supposed to be creepy?

Subject Vaude, are you ignoring me? ;~;

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Takes out voice module*
FOOL! Don't you know I control him now! Liberty 2! Crush Subject E Jackass!
*He does so*

Subject Zim did Subject Max.

 

[Baby Eater]

We just did subject Vaude.

Private Max set sail to this area! *points to edge of the map*

*drinks last drop of rum from my bottle* Why is the rum always gone?