The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Grins at subject Waffles* ...Guess what number I'm thinking of?
A guessing game, Deuce~?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

52 Subject Baby?

 

[Smagmuck_]

~Hmm, I have better ideas.~
*Hands work up Subject Baby's thigh*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Trigger finger begins to get a little itchy...*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Lycan, let him learn his lesson...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*leg lightly kicks Deuce away* Ah, ah, ah...
Wrong again! *Giggles and raises razorblade* You suck at this game!

*Appears beside subject Lycan* Hey!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks away from scope*
*Sees VV*
Wait,if you're here...
*Looks threw scope at Baby*
Okay,now I'm confuzzled
*Passes muffin and hugs*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heh, she got out, subject Lycan...*Rubs back of neck* She'll be gone in a minute. *Eats muffin and hugs*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Wraps hands arond Baby's waist*
~I have a few games we could play.~

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Ah,so,should I still carry on my duty as protective father figure and blow Deuces head off,or leave it?
*Gets up and smokes pipe*
*Looks for guns in vault*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh well, Baby wouldn't appreciate it like I do, subject Lycan. *Chuckles* Besides, give it a minute, she'll be gone.

*Smirks and puts leg around*...*Sound of gun cocking*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ah Shudap Subject Baby!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Hands work to Subject Baby's rump*
Any minute now...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Is instantly reminded of this:
http://www.squairheads.com/2009/11/16/the-darker-origins-of-symmetry/
strip for some reason*
Right then subject VV,would you like some cake?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, you shut up! *Points gun at Waffles*
*Smirks and puts gun to Deuces head*
...
*Car outside honks* Aw, fuck it.

Love some, subject Lycan!
...
And I can see why you're reminded of that.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Very sarcastic* Oh no! Subject Baby's gonna shoot me! Help!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hmm, this is interesting...
*Spins Baby around a few times for her to drop gun*
Now, where were we?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Hears car honking*
Huh,I though we were on an island.
*Grabs cake gun and shoots wall*
Enjoy
*Punches and palls out decent chunk of sponge*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm, I gotta go. *Kicks Deuce in the stomach and picks up gun*
We'll finish our game another time! *Glares at subject Waffles*

Mm! Not a real car, subject Lycan. Just a distraction so I can get her. Also this cake is great.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Peace out Subject Baby!