Subject Waffles, welcome to the clan. *Pats on back* You'll like it here. XD
Subject E, don't kill him!
Freak him out, the lasting damage will be better.
Traumatizing, you say subject Vee? God...
Hey! *Tries to get cork of horn* Dammit!!! You're no fun, subject Vee. *Kicks subject Sas in the head* ...Yep, collar is gonna be needed.
Subject Soda, tell me something I don't know.
Which is quite a lot, actually.