The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

You need to stop confusing me with Omega subject Nev! We look nothing alike!
*rips off subject Nev's arms*
*shoves them down his throat, then tears out his intestines and hangs him with them*
Hahaha!
"VC activated blah blah subject Nev"
Oh will you just die already!
*claws appear on hands*
*brutally murders all subjects*

"VC activated: All the subjects"
...
ANGEL FUCKING FOOD CAKE NOW!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Throws Epsilon body off arm and shoots Vv with regenerator*
*Pulls out revolver and blows off Epsilons head as they exit the Vita chamber*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh, are you having fun trying to kill me subject Lycan?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wait, subject BT! Besides, we've only got Devil's food cake...
*Winces*
Thank you, subject Lycan...

 

[Sassafrass]

...Actually, thinking about it, you're right, subject Vee.
And that's for me to know and you to find out. *Grins at*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Sighs*
*Skin melts away to an reveal oily black shell*
*Tentacles burst from back&
*Claws erupt from ends of fingers*
*multiple yellow eyes and mouths open over body*
Let's dance mothefucker.
*Tentacle shoots out and impales Epsilon*

 

[DJude]

*walks back into the room whistling*
Eh? the hell? Subject Ep, why are you killing Subject BLT?
(see? i can do that to, i can also do this)
*Nev taps Ep on the shoulder*
*VC activated subject Epsilon*
*Nev kicks Ep in the shin*
*VC activated subject Epsilon*
*Nev looks at Ep*
...
*Ep explodes*
*VC activated subject Ep*
*yawn*
This is boring, Subject VENN, go ahead and have your body back, i'm done...
*VENN takes over*
Thank you Subject Nev...

Subject Lycan, don't bother, Subject Ep has a superiority complex, he'll just gmod his way out of whatever happens to him...
*brews some tea*
Anyone want some hot Dirty Sex?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh and thank you too, subject Nev. *Goes to get some Angel's food cake*

Come on! Tell me, subject Sas! *Laughs*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ah, this reminds me of what subject Hatred would do! Then I almost murdered him!
*tears tentacles off*
*starts choking him with them*
*impales his stomach with claws*
*tears out all organs*
Ah..okay im done...that was fun!
Now, who wants organ stew?!
Subject Vaudess, YAY! ANGEL FOOD CAKE!
*nom nom nom nom nom*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Venn, I though only one person could make that. But yeah, I'll have some Hot Dirty Sex with ya.

*Clips something to belt* I'll give ya three guess, subject Vee. *Hangs upside by feet from vent*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Regenerates*
*Tentacles pull Bloody to*
*Little mouths mutilate,biting off his hands,parts of his belly and his cock*
*Uses actual mouth to bite of head*

 

[DJude]

No, the only ones that can make it correctly are those that are insane enough to be able to comprehend the vast profound psychological elements behind the idea of it that support it's very existence... so basically, most of us here are able to make it...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, subject Venn! That's my tea recipe!

Three guesses, subject Sas?
*Brings out angel cake*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yep, three guesses, subject Vee.
Get all of them wrong, and I get access to your tapes. Guess right, I'll tell you what I was gonna do and you get access to my hidden Scotch. Deal?

Ah, I see, subject Venn. Makes sense.

 

[DJude]

Subject Vaude, i was the one that taught you how to make it! D:

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No you didn't subject Venn! I created that recipe myself! Just ask subject GG!

...Mighty risky, subject Sas. I don't like backing out of deals either...*Ponders*

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll leave you to decide, subject Vee. *Swings from side to side*

 

[DJude]

*looks through old asylum records*
Hmmm, actually, appearently the one who created the recipe was some old farmer in 1432 that was driven insane by a flock of geese... but, in the asylum records, i was the one that introduced it to you all, and then you and someone else (i forget who) made it and didn't even know it.... but still, it's not your recipe... unless your somehow related to said crazy farmer?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Alirght subjects..im...uh..back from doing something pretty hard for me to do.
Also, I was listening to Weird Al Yankovics "Trapped in the drive through."

 

[DJude]

What did you do Subject BLT?