The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

The hot pink ones subject Sas.

And I think it's safe to say we all have man crushes

We need a goal subject BT

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Right subject Toast. Like, I have a man crush with AirBud!
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He's just so adorable alright subjects!

Also subjects Toast, a pirate just took all our hot dirty sex.

Subject Smag, I don't know, subject Soprano wants to sing us a jonty pirate tune.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, those ones, subject Toast. They're my favourite. Highlights my face, you know?

And we all do, even subject Smag. Actually, subject Smag hasn't admitted to any man crushes...

SMAG!!! Tell us your man crushes!
And I vote pirate adventure, subjects. Due to the fact I am listening to Alestorm.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hot pink, subject Sas? I'd have thought orange.

I'm fine with either adventure, subjects.

 

[Baby Eater]

All agreed to pirate adventure subjects?

*Davy Jones kidnaps Smag*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast, actually Davy Jones kidnapped subject Smag and all out Hot Dirty Sex!
FOR THE HOT DIRTY SEX!
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Subject Soprano, sing the song now!

 

[Sassafrass]

I agree, subject Toast. Although I'll be going to bed soon so I bagsy role of ships drunk!

I don't really like orange, subject Vee. I look like someone dipped me in lot of fake tan. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Get to the ship subjects! *dressed like Jack Sparrow*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Soprano! Keep singing!

Spoiler: Subject Soprano:

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
Well kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho(Yo ho ho!)
And with a yee hee hee(Yee hee he!)
We take to the African sea
Well brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we


We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
Well cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
Well take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
Well shoot you in the face with glee
Then well cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, ZOMBIE PIRATE ADVENTURE!

 

[Sassafrass]

Aye aye, Subject Sparrow! *Dresses as Steve the pirate from Dodgeball*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Subject Soprano

Aye Aye Cap'n subject Sparrow!
*jumps onto ship*

Good idea subject Smag!
*pulls him onto boat*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fuck yeah, Steve the Pirate, subject Sas! XD
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And I now see why that wouldn't work with Orange pants.

*Elizabeth Swan pirate style? >.>*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT battle protocol!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Soprano! Keep singing Jonty Pirate tunes! The subjects are loving it!

Right subject Toast!
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Subject Soprano! Battle protocol!

 

[DJude]

*sigh*
Guess i'll just enjoy my time in here
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*the instrumental of Sweet Dreams begins playing in the VC*

 

[Baby Eater]

That's not battle protocol matey! Subject BT you have to scream like a little girl,arms flailing,and scream something like "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

 

[Sassafrass]

I love the guy, subject Vee.
And yeah, I'd look like David Dickinson. ZING! XD

*You mean this, Vee? [http://virtue4.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/elizabeth-swann-elizabeth-swann-557364_468_503.jpg]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Captain, is that really the protocol? Or are you just trying to make BT look silly?

Oh and can I let subject Venn out?

 

[DJude]

*starts dancing in the VC*
*the muffled hum of the song is heard from outside*