The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast,

Spoiler: WARNING: VERY VERY DIRTY!

Tuedsay,
304 P.M. Dr. Tran was handling green peas when he POPPED A BONER!
...
IN THE GROCERY STORE!

 

[DJude]

*notices Sass fell over board*
Ah dammit Subject Sass!
*jumps over board aswell and goes after Sass*
Wait, can Subject VENN swim? hmmm...
*puts VENN in control*
Ahk, what the!? HELP!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max people don't usually notice you because you always appear right when there's a cluster-fuck of sub-plot

 

[Sassafrass]

Sorry, subject Max but I was kinda having one of my moments. Again.

Anyway...IS ANYONE GONNA SAVE ME OR DO I HAVE TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN ON YA?!

And good to hear, subject Mudkip. Tickly is better then ARGH!!!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, yeah. Like how your the only one who has noticed me up until now! So I'm going to get going again.
Bye-Bye.*sniff*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Nooo! Subject Max! I was watching Dr. Tran!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For not getting you out quicker, subject Nev. *Rubs back of neck*

Oh yeah, subject M2?

What about a safety dingy, subjects? Then pull subject Sas up?

Don't do it, subject Max, D: Come on, stay!

 

[DJude]

*punches Sass in the face*
HEY! Subject Nev tried saving you (i think) but then he ran off so now your stuck with me!

 

[Smagmuck_]

So subjects lemme get this straight. There's a girl a man who's dressed as a girl. a piece of toast as a captain and blind dog thing in the water and a robot dressed like a green dog? Bloody nice ship. Doom, doom, doomity, doom...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas we're hunting Daby Jones and his kraken.

Also,is anyone gonna help me fight the damn navy!?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast...we are kind of...sinking.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Smag, you forgot a pirate mudkip!

Subject Toast, ARRRGH! *pulls out sword*

 

[Sassafrass]

Ow.
Sorry, subject Venn, my mind walking around the room by itself and your BLOODY NINJAING! skills aren't helping much.

Subject Max, come back. Please...

 

[DJude]

HEY!
*jumps out of the water and leaves Sass*
If anythings a damn "dog thing"
*punches Smag in the face*
its you so shut,
*grabs him and knees him in the chest*
the hell,
*uppercuts him*
UP!
...
Huh, i think Subject Nev's starting to brush off on me...

 

[Baby Eater]

I know that subject BT we can make it to the secret location of the Black Pearl if we hurry up!

*shoots at officers with dual hand-cannons*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*throws flaming bottle of rum at the navy ship* Like this, subject Toast?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Climbs up side of ship* Barbossa, you lying bastard!!! ..Oh.

I appear to be on the wrong ship. Heh...*Dives*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh okay then subject Toast...
Ill just follow my battle protocol...
*runs away with arms in the air screaming like a girl*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

///fixing

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're going for the Black Pearl, subject Toast?