The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Fury Is Me.

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*SUDDENLY! A chill passes through the halls of the asylum.*
*Out of nowhere, this starts playing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhXqgB1TMo]*
*Footsteps are heard coming slowly from a dark corner of the asylum*
*The floor from that corner begins to freeze over and crack until it is completly covered in ice.*
*A figure wearing a large black cloak that's wrapped around his front steps out.*
Hello subjects...
*He whips out one arm and half of the cloak flies back, and a humongous chill is sent through the asylum, freezing over half of it and leaving the subjects covered with patchs of ice.*
I have returned.
 

Sassafrass

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...You're not gonna make any ice jokes are you, subject Fury?
 

Fury Is Me.

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No subject Sas... *Imitates Admiral Aokiji. Touches Subject Sas' shoulder.* Ice time... *Subject Sas get's incased in ice.*
 

Baby Eater

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*Melts all the ice*

Am I too late for the joke subjects? *dressed like Vanilla Ice*
 

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Sorry for being quiet subjects, PMs.

Subject Toast, cannae watch Youtube vids. Sadly.
 

BloodyThoughts

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I take it you read subject Lambi's leaving note subject Smag. He is currently posting in the Twokinds RP. I suggest PMing him.
 

DJude

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*VENN and Nev crash down through the ceiling both holding large anti-tank MGs*
WHO THE FUCK SAID VANILLAAA!?!?
YEAH, WHO THE FUCK SAID... wait, what? ....Subject Nev, are you alright?
*Nev's eyes widen*
*he drops his gun and jumps up into the vents*
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Okaaay... oh well, hello subjects, as you can see, Subject Nev is more insane than usual at the moment...
 

DJude

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Subject Rex, appearently everyone has died, Subject Nev misplaced his brain, went to find it, and will most likely jump down from the vents any minute now and eat your limbs off...
 

BloodyThoughts

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Subject VENN, sorry, all limbs he eats from me will appear out of thin air 13 seconds after they get displaced.
 

DJude

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Well he'll eat something, no doubt, probably something that has to do with the-
*Nev walks in sipping a Dr. Pepper*
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Subject Nev?
Yeah, what?
I thought you went more insane and ran off into the vents
No, i told you when i left that i was going to find a vending machine in this place, had to walk over five miles to find one too, but damn this Dr. Pepper tastes abnormally good for some reason... *continues sipping*
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Sooo, you haven't been here for the past few hours, am i right?
Yes, thats correct
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Then what the hell was that that jumped into the vents!?
*Nev shrugs* Probably a demon gecko...
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a demon gecko...
*Nev nods and sips his drink*
..Well, that would explain why he never would turn into a shadow weapon when i asked him too...