The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

Merh, Subject Nev, he's oblivious to our presence...
Yes, maybe we should disembowel him a bit to get 'is attention...
Lets...
*Nev changes into a chain-scythe and flys into VENN's hands*
Heheh..
*VENN dashes at Soda and disembowels him in one clean swipe*
*Nev talks while still as the chain-scythe*
Lets try this again, hello Subject Soda, how are you?

Subject BLT, there is one, but its 347 floors down and approximately 13.41 miles away...
Good morning Subject Vaude...

 

[LynxParadox]

*updates subject max's wii*
how bout now?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You know subject Vaudess, the vending machines that give you soda. Only this one gives you pepsi! Where is it?!

That's good news subject Max...right?

 

[DJude]

Subject BLT, Subject Nev just told you (read mah edit)

 

[LynxParadox]

huh? oh hey subject venn and nev... have any food? why dose my middle section of my body hurt? must be the hunger...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, it is good because Nintendo made it so that you can't make the Wii Region Free and blocked the programs on Update 3.3.
Subject Vaude, soft modding is when I hack something without actually messing with the internal programing. It can be used to make a console Region Free.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Yeah, im too lazy to do that subject Nev.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Morning subject Venn, you alright?

I didn't even know we had vending machines, subject BT!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Really subject Vaudess? I thought that we rebuilt the second half of this place using the vending machines...

 

[DJude]

Yes, i'm fine Subject Vaude, why do you ask?
*VENN throws out Nev at Soda and hooks into his side*
*he rips out the chain-scythe and leaves a large gash in Soda*
Subject VENN, he still has his soul in him, i can tell..
Really? ...Then lets go ahead and take it from him
Can do...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well we can order a Pepsi machine, right subject BT?

No reason, I just hoped you were well, subject Venn.

I see, subject Max, such a tool would be handy...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, it would be easier if Nintendo would make their consoles Region Free in general. But they don't.

 

[LynxParadox]

T.T no food... well then sence theres no food in this room...
*drops a granade and jumps through a window*
so yeah... is there a kitchen in this place subjects?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Order one now subject Vaudess, before I go crazy and throw a FUCKING SPEAR THROUGH YOUR HEAD!
*Chucks one*
*barely misses*
That was a warning!
*throws another thing*
*lands on the other side*
That was for fun!

 

[DJude]

*VENN swings the chain-scythe overhead a few times and then jumps up into the shadows*
...
...
...
*a few moments later VENN comes down on top of Soda and slices him in half with the cahin-scythe*
*Soda splits apart and disappears*
*a small glowing orb is left where Soda was standing*
Heh
*Nev changes back into human form*
That was almost too easy...
*Nev takes the orb and swallows it whole*
*Nev's eyes then flash red*
Ahh, heh, that makes 54 souls i've eaten Subject VENN...
Yeah, we're almost there....

*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Soda*



Subject BLT, just go search for the one in the asylum...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They should, subject Max, I really wanna play the new Fatal Frame and it won't play on PAL.

Fuck! Easy, subject BT! *Ducks* I'll phone the guy...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, at least you can actually play the games that I ordered! They released them in Europe with Japanese voices and English subtitles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*shot gun pump*
Do it now subject Vaudess...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Rolls eyes* Yes, subject BT. They'll be here in a bit. ...*THUD at the door* That's them.

Damn, subject Max! You have a NTSC Console, right?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*door opens*
*snipes the guy*
Was that the guy subject Vaudess?
Also, BOOM HEADSHOT!