The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

God no Subject Kcits! Could you give me some that are less poppy?

 

[TheStickman]

*Hands Subject Waffles different bag labeled "John Wilkes Booth's bones"* This good?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Better! Thanks Subject Kcits!

-15 minutes later-

*Stands*
Why do I have the sudden urge to kill Lincoln?

 

[TheStickman]

I don't know, he's already dead.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah I know Subject Kcits but I still wanna kill him for some reason.

 

[Rainboq]

Subjects, what are you doing?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subject Rain! Subject Max stole all the bones in my body so we replaced them with John Wilkes Booth's bones!

 

[Rainboq]

Subject WAB, have fun with that!

 

[TheStickman]

You want some bones, Subject Rain? *Holds up a bag labeled "Genghis Khan's bones"*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I will Subject Rain!

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Kcits, I'm good

 

[TheStickman]

Whatever you say, Subject Rain. *Puts bag in car trunk*

 

[Roxas1359]

*wearing top hat because I'm Brook*
Subjects, my internet connection isn't that good.
*sees Subject Waffles*
Oh, you got yourself a new set of bones Subject Waffles. I don't need them though.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Then give mine back Subject Max! I have urges to revive then re-kill Lincoln!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, whose bones do you think I have? I am using some of his right now.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Max.....My bones are telling me to get me to get you on a balcony and shoot you and I don't wanna do that so give me my bones!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, but I need then. Or, I can make a deal with you.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A deal Subject Max? I'm listening.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, go into Hyrule and beat the crap out of Link. Then tell him that I'm the new milk spokes person since calcium directly affects me and not that bag of flesh.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Done and done Subject Max!
*Leaves out on a motorcycle*

-2 hours later-
*Comes back in on motorcycle*
I'm back Subject Max!