The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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DJude

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*Nev raises broken lawn chair*
Huh? Oh, no, i was just throwin' this away, it's no good if it's broken, you can't get that same clean cut of an artery when they're broken, plus it taints the blood to much, it gives it a brownish tint...
and also, you two are too similar, maybe you should wear a hat or something...

*throws away the lawn chair*
Now then...
*Nev changes his hands into chain-scythe blades and walks towards E*
 

BloodyThoughts

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I look nothing like him!

I look nothing like him!
And I look nothing like either of them subject Nev.
And I am still the awesomest subject Of them all.

I take it your having writers block subject Sass?
 

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Yes, yes I am, subject BT.
So I'll watch the new series of Family Guy and try again later.
 

DJude

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Feh, oh well, you all die the same...
*Nev lunges at E and thrusts both blades into his chest*
*he then moves one arm up and the other down, cutting E in half*
*after the blades exit E's body Nev brings both of them back towards E's body and cuts off his right leg and his left arm*
Hehh..
*Nev changes his hands back to normal and grabs the two sides of E's head*
*he then crushes the two sides and forces them together*
*blood splatters all over Nev's face*
*Nev has an evil open-mouth smile on his face as he's splattered with blood*
Aheh, ahehahahaaa...

*Vita Chamber activated - Subject E*
 

BloodyThoughts

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I fucking hate you so much subject Nev. Can you be any more of a dick?
He's not a-
YES HE IS!
No he's no-
YES HE FUCKING IS!
Nuh uh!

Good idea subject Sass.
 

DJude

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Uhh, lets see, Subject Nev, would you mind?
Not at all...
*Nev transforms into a chain-scythe and VENN weilds him*
*VENN throws out one scythe and it goes through E's chest*
*VENN then yanks on the chain and pulls E towards him*
*VENN rips out the chain-scythe and Nev changes back to normal just before E reaches him*
*Nev then forcefully knees E in the crotch*
 

Sassafrass

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It's been pretty good, subject BT. Love or hate Family Guy, you have to admit Seth McFarlane has an awesome singing voice.

Take a break for a while, subject Smag.
 

BloodyThoughts

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See? You both, are dicks...
And im the person that nobody likes because I use logic!
So please, everyone leave me alone till I fucking die, and the god damn mother fucking VitaChambers don't fucking bring me back to fucking life. Alright?

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That was mean subject E!
...
Subject Nev, could you uh....maybe be a little nicer to subject E? Please?
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DON'T KILL ME!
*Get's on knees, sobbing slightly, kissing subject Nev's feet*
Please!

Hm, that is true subject Sass.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Please subject Nev! Please!
*attaches to leg*
Please! Ill make you cake! Ill do what ever you want just please be nicer to him!

...
*sighs*
You know, sometimes when your as awesome a character as me, it can suck...
This is one of those times...
 

BloodyThoughts

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Im not letting go until you end up being nicer to my Persona's subject Nev!

Why do I have to be the awesomest here?!
WHY!
I have basically accomplished everything!
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD!

*looks at subject Smag*
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I shall beat you to Nobel....I shall....
 

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Subject BT, better get posting then.
And even then, there is no way in hell you'll beat Subject Smag. But you will beat him to Nobel, I reckon.

Plus, I hate Ashton Kutcher, I've just realised that.