The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Grows larger*
*Squashes Subject Kcits*
STOP!

 

[TheStickman]

*Uses fire flower*
*Shoots fireballs at Subject Waffles*
*Subject Waffles catches fire*
NO!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Transform to Goombazilla*
*Crushes Subject Kcits*
STOP!

 

[TheStickman]

*Uses Mega Mushroom*
*Fights Subject Waffles*
NO!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Talks on Shroomphone*
*Giant flying castle appears over Subject Kcits*
*Castle drops on Subject Kcits*
STOP!

 

[TheStickman]

Alright Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Good Subject Kcits.

 

[Lambi]

*Cat is still dragging my head*
(Subjects)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Raises cat into the air*
What are you doing with Subject Lambi's head?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Makes sure no is around*
*Plays soccer with Subject Lambi's head*

 

[Lambi]

*Head opens eyes, looks around*

Uh, subjects? A little help finding my body, please?

OW! THE FUCK, SUBJECT WAFFLES?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry Subject Lambi!
*Places head on the ground*
*Looks for body*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Hits subject Waffles with newspaper* Bad Waffles, BAD!
And hai thar, bodyless subject Lambi.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hitting people with a newspaper is my thing Subject Sas!

 

[Sassafrass]

Well I just stole it, subject Waffles.
Unless you want to get smashed with a clip-board?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Fine Subject Sas....*Grumble*

 

[Sassafrass]

That's a good little subject Waffles.
Now, have you found subject Lambi's body yet?

 

[Lambi]

I think it was in the freezer, subject Sas. Don't ask why...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Checks the freezer*
Here it is Subject Lambi!
*Pulls out body*