The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Ah, good work, subject Waffles. Now, do you want me to re-attach the head or do you want to?

Subject Lambi's head, I kinda want to ask...

 

[Lambi]

Subject Sas, don't ask...

Can we just hurry? I feel my brain slipping out.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, sure thing, Subject Lambi. *Reattaches head to neck*

Feel better?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You had a brain Subject Lambi?
*Ba dum tssh [http://www.instantrimshot.com/]*

 

[Lambi]

*Cracks neck*

I do, subject Sas. Thank you.

...Hardy har har, subject Waffles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*crashes through ceiling landing on subject Lambi's head*
HELLO SUBJECTS!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thank you Subjects I'm here all week!

Heyo Subject BT!
*Pounces Subject BT*

 

[Sassafrass]

Excellent, subject Lambi. Now...Scotch?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hi subject Wa-
*gets pounced*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT! *Pounce licks*

 

[DJude]

*Nev crashes down throught the ceiling*
*his arm turns into half of a chain-scythe and he uses it to slice BLT's spine in half down the middle*
*VENN jumps down through the hole Nev made*
Subject Nev, i thought we were going to do that after we offered him that batch of cupcakes?
...
Oh yeaaahh...
*sigh* Oh well...
Hello again subjects!
*hugs nearest subject*

 

[Lambi]

...Just be glad subject Sas did a great work at reattaching my head to my body, subject Bloody. Also, hi.

I prefer Vodkatini, subject Sas.

Hello, subject Venn. *Hugs back*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Why are you hugging me Subject VENN?
Also, Spine, sold to Lourdes hospital!
Woo!
*bends all the way back*
That is just so fun to do.

Subject Sass!
*hug and licks back*
Gimme whiskey! And lots of it!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Heyo Subject Venn!

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Venn.

And of courses, subjects BT and Lambi. *Passes whisky and Vodkatini*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yay! Whiskey! Thank you subject Sass!
*down the 50 bottles of whiskey that was given in 1 minute*
More please!

 

[DJude]

*VENN waves to all subjects*
*Nev rips open BLT's chest, fills it with needles, and sows it back up*
*Nev walks over to the others*
Why don't any of the other subjects say hello to me? >: |

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Cause nobody likes you subject Nev.
That's mean!
I know subject BT, but im filling in for E while he is on vacation.
Ooooh I get it now.

..
Are you getting paid?
No.
You suck M!

Also, subject Nev, please stop trying to kill that which is already dead please.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Jaysus, subject BT. *Passes all the worlds whisky*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*downs all worlds whiskey in 3 minutes*
I demand more subject Sass!!!!