No, you get the fuck back here now!
Listen to me, i get it that you take this very seriously, but you don't need to, it's not going to kill you if you laugh about it, or at least laugh at the people (i.e. me) around you and try to find some kind of comical relief somewhere, if anything i was trying to help you, but you had to be so negative about it that you don't allow any of that kind of stuff in.
So i'm sorry for however much i offended you, i really had the best intentions (for the most part) but i stand by my previous point, if you can't realize any of this than go ahead and leave, it won't move me in any way and the only one that will be at a loss will be you for being so mentally secluded...
EDIT: God, why the fuck must we go through something like this every other week!?