The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

And I'm a Silly lizardman who likes to shake geese Subject Lambi.
*Hits Subject Lambi with a newspaper*
*Hits Subject Sas with a newspaper*

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, I'm a Short Hooch who likes to Love Cacti.

 

[Sassafrass]

And I am a rainy size queen who likes to empty trouser snakes, subject Lambi.

*Hits subject Waffles with a size queen*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects, I am a Jolly sea captain who likes to touch coke junkies.
*Hits all Subjects with a newspaper*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sass, It was Queen Elizabeth the first....The ***** owed me money....
*hits everyone with a 100000 megaton bomb*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects, I am a Tit-grabbing Ringtail Raper who likes to cum on nipples.....
....
Yeeeah.....lets uh....not talk about this....

EDIT: Shit, sorry for the double post.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, I see, subject BT. Did she release the pretties? /reference only Brits will get.

And subjects, you are all stingy clowns who like to murder lanterns.
I'm onto you...

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, I'm a bad cocksucker who likes to feel lesbians. XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects, I am a Bad Peach who likes to fight with Geese...
It rhymes!...a little!

I wish subject Sass, it would have been so much more funner.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, I'm a caged salad buffet who likes to wash mufflers.

It would have been, subject BT.
Plus I'm a fat peach who likes to nuzzle lions.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sass, apparently I am Precious Condom who likes to corrupt hulahoops....

 

[Rainboq]

Subjects, I'm a delicious pinup model who likes to break penises...

huh...

 

[DJude]

Hello sub-...... *VENN has the look of "WTF?" on his face*
*walks out*

 

[Rainboq]

Subject VENN, you are aware that this IS an asylum?

Subject WAB, TK RP, NOAW!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hi subject VENN, we are playing a game.

Subjects, I am a Tart Bicycle who likes to sew crotches.

 

[DJude]

*Nev walks in*
Merh, hello subjects
*sees link to game*
Ooh, this looks fun...
Subjects, i am a tough insomniac who likes to fight with dinosaurs... hell yeah

 

[Sassafrass]

well, I'm a dainty pornstar who likes to find scarecrows, subject BT!

And hi, subject Venn and Nev.
[sup]Ya ninja's...[/sup]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects, I am tender titan who likes to swim with tigers.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sass and Nev, beat this!
I am a beautiful Rat who likes to Fistfuck Mice...
I think that would be considered child molestation.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, I'm a tender dragon that likes to steal crocodiles!