The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

*Throws other knife*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Catches the other knife*
STOP SUBJECT KCITS!
*Hits Subject Kcits with the newspaper of doom*

 

[TheStickman]

*Summons army of newspaper-eating hellhounds*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pulls out Bazooka*
NO ONE IS HARMING MY NEWSPAPER SUBJECT KCITS!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

There's my bazooka! Thank you, subject Waffles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Vaude!
*Hides bazooka*
W-what bazooka?!

 

[TheStickman]

*Summons army of acid-spitting drakons*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Raises arm and levitates bazooka*
That one, subject Waffles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You had a bazooka Subject Vaude?! I didn't know!

*Hits acid-spitting drakons with newspaper*
Die evil thingies!

 

[Sassafrass]

Heyo, subjects.

 

[TheStickman]

*Drakons are unaffected and keep charging*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

There you are subject Vaudess!
I was informed by subject Toast that today/tomorrow/ what ever the hell the timezones is, is your birthday!
So happy birthday, and on your birthday I shall read my will....
*AHEM*
I, Subject BloodyThoughts, being of sound mind and body, do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows...

To my overly emotional friend subject Vaudess, who grubbed with her husband Ren. Grubbed for everything they could get from me and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy!-

 

[WafflesandBacon]

'Sup Subject Sas.

*Hits drakons again with newspaper*
YOU SHALL ALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WRITTEN WORD!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey subject Sas! *Brings bazooka back and hugs it* Oh how I missed you!

You didn't, subject Waffles?~

OH GOD! *Covers head* NOT COOL, Subject BT, I don't want what you're going to give me! XD
...
Eh, *uncovers* I'll play. Oh and 2 hours.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Of course I didn't Subject Vau-OH MY GOD BADGER WITH A GUN!
*Points in random direction*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

To subject Vaudess, I leave, a boot to the head!
*boot hits subject Vaudess's head*

Ren: Vaudess darling-

and one for wimpy husband Ren!
*boot hits Ren*

 

[TheStickman]

*Hellhounds eat newspaper*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

OOF! *Hit with boot*
And what about your alcoholic friend, subject Sas, subject BT?!

Hey, don't use my own distraction against me, subject Waffles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Newspaper regenerates*
None shall the power of the written word!
*Hits Subject Kcits again with newspaper*

Wouldn't dream of it Subject Vau-OH MY GOD MURDOC OF THE GORILLAZ!
*Points in random direction*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ah yes, Subject Sass....thank you for reminding me subject Vaudess...

And now, to my alcoholic friend-