The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Sassafrass

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Hey, subject Vee. Busy killing your internet.
And hey, subject Waffles. And where?!
 

WafflesandBacon

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*All hellhounds explode*
THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD SUBJECT KCITS! THE POWER!

He's in the direction I'm pointing Subject Sas!
 

BloodyThoughts

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[sub]Hey I don't want no boot to the head![/sub]
To dear subject Sass who has never worked a day in his drunken life
[sub]Im covering up my head![/sub]
To subject Sass, I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.
[sub]Really?[/sub]
And a boot to the head!
*boot hits subject Sass in the head*
[sub]Ow![/sub]
And one to Vaudess and the wimp!
*two boots are thrown at Subject Vaudess*
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Mudoc, subject Waffles?! *Looks*

Very much so, subject Sas. It just won't work!

OW! *Ducks under table*
What of the loving subject Waffles who took care of you, subject BT?
 

TheStickman

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*More hellhounds materialize where the others were*
*Hellhounds lick Subject Waffles*

That's the sign of my giving up, Subject Waffles.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Not there yet subject Vaudess stop rushing me!!!

And now, to my know it all cousin subject E
This is so predicable...
I leave a boot to the head!
Ah! I knew it!
And one for Vaudess and the wimp!
*boot is thrown at Vaudess and the wimp*

And now, to subject Waffles..
[sub]Oh, well I don't want nothing[/sub]
Who took care of me these many years, made me laugh, brought me tea
[sub]oh it was nothing ...[/sub]
To subject Waffles, I bequeath, a boot to the head!
*boot hits subject waffles in the head*
And one for Vaudess and the wimp!
*another boot is thrown at Vaudess and the wimp*

and so to my cat mittens I leave my entire, vast- Boot to the head!
*boot hits mitten*
MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
....
 

Sassafrass

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Mine's fucked up as well, subject Vee but probably due to the thing below.

And thank you, subject BT, ya git.

And subjects, I am asking a massive favour now.
Due to events out of my control, my phone has a cracked screen. I am now worrying it will die and due to this, I am worried my time here will die as I'm running an App from my phone that allows me to get here and am sorta having a mild freak-out.

Now to my favour, could any of you please, and this is begging now as I'm really fucking worried that it will go soon, could you look up whether a Nokia 5130 XpressMusic can run an App called JoikuSpot and let me know whether or not it does. It will mean a huge lot to me. I would do it myself but I can't seem to run more then one tab currently without a small crash.
 

BloodyThoughts

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And finally to my lawyer who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil to be placed in his trouser!?
*Rabid Tasmanian devil is in trouser*
I forgot, im my lawyer!
OOF! AH! UGH AHHHH! AHH! HA HA HA HA HA!
And-and I leave my entire state of ten million dollars to the people of Calgary so they can afford to move to some place decent!
*Devil disappears*
Huff...huff..huff...
[sub]I that it?
That's it?
that's disgraceful![/sub]
There's one last thing for everyone,
[sub]...cover your heads everyone![/sub]
I leave everyone, a life time supply of ice cream.
[sub]Well what flavor is it?[/sub]
Boot to the head!
*Everyone gets hit in the head with a boot*

In a little bit Sass, I will try.
 

Sassafrass

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Subjects, thank you.
It seems to be back up now but seeing as the screen is cracked to fuck and unreadable, I'd rather have a new phone.
 

WafflesandBacon

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What Subject Vaude said Subject Sas. Sorry.

Are you kidding Subject Vaude!? This is more reason to keep it!
*Vanishes into thin air*
 

Sassafrass

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Subjects, could you find me the oldest phone that can run JokiuSpot then?
And it must be a Nokia.
 

BloodyThoughts

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*comes back in with tacos*
Mmm...tacos....it almost reminds of BOOT OT THE HEAD!
*Subject Vaudess and Ren get hit in the head with a boot*
Oh Frantics...you will never get old.