The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My Rancor that I got yesterday as a birthday present from GG, subject Captain. *Sniffles more*

I'm going to go mourn either way subjects...~ *Sigh*
I believe I shall go to my room and work on the huge case of scotch you got me, subject Sas.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

HI SUBJECT SAS!

OH THANKS SUBJECTS.....I LOVED HIM SO MUCH SUBJECTS!
*Cries for like a second*
WELL THAT WAS FUN!
*Eats a taco*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh come on! Where is subject E when I need him to do black magic!
...
Oh right he's in the Bahama's...

Uuuh...im sorry for your loss subject Vaudess.

 

[Sassafrass]

Sorry for your loss, subject Vee...
Wanna kill Keanu Reeves?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, I know what gift I can give you know.

Spoiler: Vaude's Present

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh subject Max, you know me so well! The RYNO V! *Hug* Thank you!

Please. bring me a fresh Reeves, subject Sas!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh wait!
Subject Vaudess, I think I can bring him back to life!
*grabs a chainsaw*
Okay...just remember what Subject E did that one time and it'll work....
*cuts the carcass in half*
Okay....now I have to...shit what do I do again....uuuh.....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, you can use it to vent your anger on them!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Finishes taco*
DANCE AROUND THE CARCASS SUBJECT BT?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitch* Subject Max, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*walks in*
Im back subjects....
*see's a dead rancor*
Im going back subjects...
Wait! Subject E! Come back!
...
Im not doing unholy magic...
Oooh it was unholy magic, that was the name....

 

[Sassafrass]

Gimme a moment to find a fresh Reeves, subject Vee! *Flees quite fast with net*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wonderful, subject Sas.

Now...subject BT, would you please stand against that wall? *raises RYNO V*

 

[Lambi]

Subject Vaude, I know I said this last night but...

Happy birthday! Here's your gift!

Spoiler

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject E! Unholy magic now!
Fine, but you know what it'll cost.
...
FINE! Ill kill Russel Crow no matter how much it hurts me just do it!
With pleasure...

...
UUUH....Coming subject Vaudess...
*stands against wall*
...
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aww! They're adorable, subject Lambi!

Hm...Wait a minute, subject BT, I might not need to kill you. *Smiles*

 

[Lambi]

Adorable enough to die for, subject Vaude? XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Why the sudden change of heart subject Vaudess?

*looks at rancor*
...
Hm, well he got the first part right...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, I return with fresh Reeves for you! *Indicates sack full of Reeves*
He's...cloning himself.

Subject LAmbi, is it strange I also what one of those but in real life?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But I don't have a guilty heart, subject Lambi! XD

Hmm...it's not exactly a change of heart, more that I should wait and see, subject BT.

*Twitch* Clones and Reeves?!
Subject Sas, good show!