The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*World explodes on screen*
*Hands back subject VV*
I think your better off with them,subject VV.
*Pulls roach out of coat and smokes*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Salutes and gets back to plans* Well...how would you like to be prime minister, subject?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would like that a lot subject VV.
*Smiles*
*Stands and walks into vault*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Grins cheerfully*
What are you up to, subject Lycan?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Looking for a vary particular gun,subject VV...
*Rummaging is heard*
Aha!
*Runs outside and shoots table*
*The spot where it was shot is covered in nutella*
Excellent.
*Runs around cacklign and shooting things*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nutella! Yum!
*Takes some from the spot and puts on toast*
Good idea, subject Lycan!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I made this a while ago.
Throw that plate of sausage rolls into the air would you subject VV?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You got it, subject Lycan! *Grabs sausage rolls and tosses them in the air*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Zaps every one,then grabs them as the fall and eats*
I love the the taste chocolate-y sausage rolls in the morning,tastes like victory.
*Strokes chin*
Would you kindly fetch me a cooked chicken?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why would you need that subject L-
*Turns blank and runs off*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Man that is handy,better remove it when she get's back though.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I cooked it...myself...subject...*Hands cooked chicken*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Thanks you subject Vaude now if you'll excuse me a moment.
*Pulls out scalpel and cuts chip out of forehead*
*Shoots with regenerator*
*Shoots chicken with nutella gun*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ow...*Rubs head* Hey! Another chip! *Laughs*
*Shakes head*
Anyway, how is it, subject?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Give me a moment...
*Pulls leg off and takes a bite*
*Chews for a bit*
This defies description.
*Offers other leg*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, thank you. *Takes and eats some*
...Wow, subject!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Indeed subject VV
*Finishes chicken in 4 seconds lfat*
What would you like to do now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm...
Surely there's something we can do, subject Lycan? *wipes mouth* Then again, as of late my imagination has been somewhat dead. *Taps head*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*nods*
Indeed a sad thing.
Want to mess around with some of the guns?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sounds good to me, subject!
Any new ones?