The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Mronin', subject Smag? No school today, posting before school or posting from school?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Postin' before school Subject Sass, the district I go to school in has late starts on Mondays. And, it, is, awesome.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd assume it is, subject Smag.
I never had late starts. :'(

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass, at least you're already out of school. I still have to deal with the stupidity and sluttyness of my High School peers. -_-"

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, I still have to deal with stupidity every day.
I live in England. Something stupid happens here every day.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Does it involve anything to do with a pub? On second thought, I'd rather not know. Where's the Queen of the Escapist? Is she napping?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, not really, subject Smag.
And she's around.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, okay. I'd rather not bother her at the moment, I have to leave in less than an hour anyways. Should we find something to do before I leave for the land of pregnant teenagers and stoners?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...we could pick a fight with an angry Russian bear, subject Smag?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'd rather not show up to school missing bits and peices. How 'bout we go and beat Paris Hilton?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I did that a while ago, subject Smag.

What about stabbing Keanu Reeves in the face with an axe?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Don't you mean "hack"? And, I kinda liked the first Matrix so I'd just kick him in the crotch. Subject Sass, why don't we light a church on fire?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Eh, it's a good idea, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass, we'd have to involve Vaudess somehow, you know how she likes to burn religous institutions. I'll get the malatovs...

 

[Sassafrass]

And I;ll grab the flame-thrower, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

We should wait 'til I get back from school. That way we could incould everyone!

 

[Sassafrass]

Good idea, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass, I must say goodbye, hug Vaudess for me.

 

[Sassafrass]

Bye and I will do, subject Smag.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hi subjects!
Does anyone want to read my prologue for a comic series I am thinking doing cos, cos I can....and cos Sky14kemea inspired me with her comic thingy to do one?