Subject Toast, I've seen someone use that as a gif once here and I remember I laughed the first time I saw it.
Also, Subject Fury will probably end up coming here again after his suspension because he's going to be put on the blacklist for the Nuke Thread now I believe.
Subject Smag, that works too. But wait, John Stewart comes from New Jersey. But then again, so do the Jersey Shores.*hits Nuke button*