The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

Subject Waffles...

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, so you weren't summoning me, subject Waffles?
Dumb cheap ass network picking up other summons and claiming they are mine...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No, Subject Sas! I'm summoning-
*A hole appears in the ground*
*Mickey Mouse jumps out*
Oh ho! Hello everyone!

 

[TheStickman]

FUCK! What the hell Subject Waffles?! *Lays down giant mouse trap*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Throws stick at mouse trap*
*Trap activates*
Oh ho! You think I would fall for that!? Oh ho!
Sorry, Subject Kcits! They summons are random and they last for an hour!

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on a min, subject Waffles, lemme check my 'People I want to punch' list.

Spoiler: List

Elton John, Tiff Needell, Keanu Reeves, Jedward, Any celeb chef, Gok Wan, Gordon Brown, Piers Morgan, Paris Hilton, Mickey Mouse, Oasis, Graham Norton, Matthew McCounaghy, , any diet advisor and most professional sportsman. And all tabloid journalists, people who say games and metal music are the reason for people killing each other and Keanu Reeves again. I'll give you a list.

Twilight extreme haters, MW2 extreme haters, Halo 3 extreme haters, Tiger Woods, that damn cake, "360/PS3/PC/Wii sux!" thread makers, Kerry Ka-fucking-tona, Big Brother, footballers, JRPG extreme haters. And extreme 'emo' music haters, extreme haters of anything, actually, in general.

Bingo~! *Punches Mickey*

 

[TheStickman]

*Lays down fake child on top of punji stick trap* (Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Congrats Subject S-!
*Blast Subject Sas to smithereens*
Oh ho! That's what you get *****!
Mickey what the hell was that!?
Self-defense...
Self-defense my ass!

Oh ho! I know that's fake! I'm not stupid!

 

[TheStickman]

*Sets up photo booth trap with real children* (Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes in dressed like Tarzan and swinging on a vine*
AHOOO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Lands*
...
I see that im not the only Disney character here subjects!

 

[TheStickman]

Shhhhhh Subject BT.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Vita BLAH!*

*racks neck* Ouch...hey, subject BT! *Pounces and licks before lunging at Mickey with a chainsaw*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Why subject Kcits? I can take this little ***** Mickey!
ANIMALS! TO ME!
*A bunch of gorillas come in*

Hi subject Sass! Like my Tarzan suit, my call, and vine?

 

[TheStickman]

Let my forces help too Subject BT. HELLHOUNDS ON THE READY!
*A bunch of hellhounds come in*
You're staying with me Shadow.
ROOF! *Lick*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Can't....Resist.....Oh ho!
*Steals kids*
*Runs out quickly*
*Whips Subject BT*
Oh ho! I own you *****!

Sorry Subject BT! And hi!

Oh ho! Your ganging up on me huh? Oh ho! JONAS BROS MUSIC GO!
*Jonas Bros music blast over speakers*

OH GOD IT HURTS!
*Faints*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fuck you Mickey! You don't know how many times that happens to me a week!
Two words: Subject E.
Anyway! Gorillas! CHARGE!
*Gorillas charge at subject Mickey*
Hi subject Waffles!
*pounce lick*

 

[TheStickman]

Good night Subjects. HELLHOUNDS AWAY! *Hellhounds leave*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH GOD! JONAS BROTHER MUSIC! SUBJECT SOPRANO! NOW!

Spoiler: Subject Soprano

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Kills Subject Soprano*
*Turns music up louder*
LISTEN, *****!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, fucking loved it!
Night, subject Kcits!