The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Wait! Subject Max!
*swings in front of him still dressed like Tarzan*

Gah! Enough of this petty relationship crap subjects! Im doing something completely crazy!
*swings in a vine in a leopard skin loin cloth*

 

[Roxas1359]

*puts Subject BT in pants and surgically stitches them to him*

 

[TheStickman]

Subject BT, you should really wash that loincloth.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT, and I believe I counter you with the fact she likes it when I act like an idiot...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Talks even though Subject Smag's fist is down my throat*
That's not bad, Subject Smag. I know a lot of girls who like me better stupid.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Gah! Get me off of here you damn dirty skeleton!

Never subject Kcits!

*punches subject Smag*
NO! MORE! TALK! OF! THIS!
Be crazy! Be random!

 

[TheStickman]

Then I'll have to force you Subject BT. *Gets soap and water cannon*
Get ready for cleanliness Subject BT!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Gah! No! Subject Kcits is evil!
*struggles to get out of surgery bed*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT, why?

 

[TheStickman]

*Shoots cannon* Har har Subject BT! Your cleanliness cometh forth!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because subject Smag, insane is better than sane.
*punches again*
Be insane!

*gets hit with soapy water*
Gasp! No!!!
Im clean! How dare you subject Kcits!

 

[TheStickman]

*Hearty laugh* Why of course I dare Subject BT! I try to keep our good world as clean as I possibly can!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Dumpster full of garbage falls on subject Kcits*
Nice one my gorilla brethren!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Blows up Saturn*
*Hits Subject Kcits a trash cannon*

 

[TheStickman]

*Gets hit with dumpster and trash cannon*
*Pops out surrounded in a bubble of clean*
Subject Waffles, the cannon's kind of worthless unless you shoot it, don't you think?

And Subject BT, nice shot I must say.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*chimpanzee pops the bubble*
*another dumpster lands on subject Kcits*
Thank you Kcits!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Never Subject Kcits! They expect that!

 

[TheStickman]

*Hellhounds march in with soap and water cannons mounted on backs*
ROOF! *Digs Kcits up from dumpster*
*Uses cannon on self*
*Hops on Shadow*
Thank you Shadow. *Pets*
AROOF! *Licks*
This might turn out to be very interestin Subject Bt, don't you think?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

YES....Yes it might subject Kcits....

Will it blend? That is the question.
*puts subject Kcits in a Blendtec blender*
...
I think im gonna push the Kcits smoothy button.
*does so*

 

[Sassafrass]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back after a major phone scare, which allows me to be here via an App, subjects.

What I miss apart from subject Smag's relationship THAT WILL NOT BE SPOKEN ABOUT AS WHEN EVER WE SPEAK OF THESE THINGS, IT SOMEHOW ALL GOES TO SHIT?

*Flings an axe at subject BT*