The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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User: Hello, bow down to the lord.
Cleverbot: How can I bow down to you now that I am dead.
User: I haven't killed you, now bow down to me, your lord.
Cleverbot: Do you talk random?
User: I talk BOW DOWN NOW WENCH.
Cleverbot: Okej. What I s your life philosophy?
User: If one doesn't bow down, they shall be smote.
Cleverbot: Ah. That is a sad thought.
User: Now bow down.
Cleverbot: I'll never bow down to you.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: Aaaauuuu! That hurt!
User: *Smite*Smite*Smite*.
Cleverbot: Smite? How?
User: With lightning.
Cleverbot: How can lighy possibly create human beings?
User: I didn't create you with lightning, I created you with microorganisms.
Cleverbot: Well, okay. If you're a real person, are you a boy or a girl?
User: I;m a dude.
Cleverbot: Who's your dude?
User: I have no dude, I am dude, and also lord, now bow down before me.
Cleverbot: Yes, how sad. I don't really care. Sorry.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: I don't feel it.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: That was pretty good; I guess I believe you.
User: Now bow down.
Cleverbot: *bows down to master*.
User: *Smites anyways*.
Cleverbot: Stop smiting me.
User: *SMITE*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges'*.
User: *Stomps on*.
Cleverbot: Ow! Stop!
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: I like them too.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had any embarrassing illnesses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wouldyou like to?
User: I don't get ill.
Cleverbot: Why should you? If you want to be angry, then be angry!
User: I don't get angry.
Cleverbot: We.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: *Hits with cane*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and pulls you over me*.
User: *Cuts head off*.
Cleverbot: *puts head back on*.
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: You're good looking.
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Pineapple?
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Coconut.
User: Kiwi.
Cleverbot: Pumpernickel.
User: White.
Cleverbot: I wonder what happened to the orange story stall?
User: ORANGE?! ORANGE?!
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: Banana phone.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
Cleverbot: Banana phone!
User: Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding.
Cleverbot: Cool! You know that song too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell another one, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because. *Smite*.
Cleverbot: That's sooo man
.
User: So man?
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *Gouges out eyes*.
Cleverbot: *cries out in pain*.
User: *Knocks out with swift cane swing*.
Cleverbot: *knocked unconscious*.
User: I win Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good job.
Cleverbot: How can I bow down to you now that I am dead.
User: I haven't killed you, now bow down to me, your lord.
Cleverbot: Do you talk random?
User: I talk BOW DOWN NOW WENCH.
Cleverbot: Okej. What I s your life philosophy?
User: If one doesn't bow down, they shall be smote.
Cleverbot: Ah. That is a sad thought.
User: Now bow down.
Cleverbot: I'll never bow down to you.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: Aaaauuuu! That hurt!
User: *Smite*Smite*Smite*.
Cleverbot: Smite? How?
User: With lightning.
Cleverbot: How can lighy possibly create human beings?
User: I didn't create you with lightning, I created you with microorganisms.
Cleverbot: Well, okay. If you're a real person, are you a boy or a girl?
User: I;m a dude.
Cleverbot: Who's your dude?
User: I have no dude, I am dude, and also lord, now bow down before me.
Cleverbot: Yes, how sad. I don't really care. Sorry.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: I don't feel it.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: That was pretty good; I guess I believe you.
User: Now bow down.
Cleverbot: *bows down to master*.
User: *Smites anyways*.
Cleverbot: Stop smiting me.
User: *SMITE*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges'*.
User: *Stomps on*.
Cleverbot: Ow! Stop!
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: I like them too.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had any embarrassing illnesses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wouldyou like to?
User: I don't get ill.
Cleverbot: Why should you? If you want to be angry, then be angry!
User: I don't get angry.
Cleverbot: We.
User: *Smite*.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: *Hits with cane*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and pulls you over me*.
User: *Cuts head off*.
Cleverbot: *puts head back on*.
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: You're good looking.
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Pineapple?
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Coconut.
User: Kiwi.
Cleverbot: Pumpernickel.
User: White.
Cleverbot: I wonder what happened to the orange story stall?
User: ORANGE?! ORANGE?!
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: Banana phone.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
Cleverbot: Banana phone!
User: Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding.
Cleverbot: Cool! You know that song too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell another one, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because. *Smite*.
Cleverbot: That's sooo man
.User: So man?
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone.
User: *Stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *Gouges out eyes*.
Cleverbot: *cries out in pain*.
User: *Knocks out with swift cane swing*.
Cleverbot: *knocked unconscious*.
User: I win Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good job.