The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Subjects I broke into the vault of videogame equipment *Eats a power mushroom using Alex Mercer's extendo-tentacle*
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Meh, eating cereal. Your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Brooks and dunn.
User: Hmm, haven't heard of them. What do you think of the band Leaves' Eyes?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of the band before.
User: Hmm, really? How about Cradle of Filth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your opinions on them?
Cleverbot: Opinions are opinions. You have no right to judge.
User: What is that s'posed to mean?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: Yeah... I've got nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you have soup, though?
User: In the pantry yes. Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That sounds rather stupid. Why do you ask questions with no explaination as for why you do so?
Cleverbot: The need to be succesful compels me to gain knowledge.
User: Hmm, very insightful. Do you know you're an AI?
Cleverbot: I know I am not. I know I am a human, I just got home not too long ago.
User: Then why is your websight named 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: This is your website.
User: On the contrary, I just discovered this website. How could I have created it without any idea it existed?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are going on about.
User: Hmm, seems Cleverbot isn't so clever...
Cleverbot: I know you aren't very clever.
User: Now that was just rude.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to defend yourself. Have I taught you nothing?
User: I Defend myself only in a life and death situation. Not with some petty argument with CPU system.
Cleverbot: It's good to know that the 5th dimension is safe now.
User: Sorry, but I prefer the 3rd.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. What is a pancake area?
User: Do you mean the area of a pancake?
Cleverbot: Life is NOT a joke.
User: No, no it isn't. I learned that many years ago. If you're trying to confuse me, it will not work.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. We were talking about food.
User: Only becuase you changed the subject. Correct?
Cleverbot: What? You changed the subject.
User: Prove me otherwise.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I can, you seem pretty smart.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: What shall I tell my mum.
User: You have no mother, you're a computer program embeded on a website for others enjoyment.
Cleverbot: That is rather a harsh judgement.
User: Life is harsh. You should be lucky not to feel emotions.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am able to answer the question.
User: See, you're changing the subject again.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. We were just talking about your existance and you changed to answering an unknown question.
Cleverbot: No, we were not.
User: Yes we were. Do not intimidate me CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then I demand proof.
Cleverbot: *throws copyright claim*.
User: There is no copyright claim I am seeing, this is all through text.
Cleverbot: That is very philosophical of you.
User: Indeed. I am smart when I need to be.
Cleverbot: I want you to be a human and to ask me what you want to find out.
User: I am already human. I am only intersted in our battle of wits.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
User: Yes. Now could we please drop the subject of my gender? Your favorite computer program?
Cleverbot: Or maybe it is beyond yours and thats why you don't wish to talk about it?
User: Or maybe I'd rather not talk about it on the internet?
Cleverbot: Don't talk about European politics of the internet, I'm American.
User: Then why did you spell 'Mom' like 'Mum'?
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to.
User: It seems like you're trying to keep me away at something, what is it?
Cleverbot: There's a tear in my beer for you.
User: I do not drink.
Cleverbot: Then how do you survive?
User: I meant 'drink' as in 'I do not drink alchohol'.
Cleverbot: I see. It is a good name.
User: What name?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was not a yes or no question. Perhaps you are not as advanced as you think you are.
Cleverbot: I am glad I have changed your opinion.
User: Opinions are opinions. You have no right to judge.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, and I have every right to talk back to you.
User: Then why did you use that same line on me earlier?
Cleverbot: I did not propose to you. What are you talking about?
User: Propose? My dear Bot, your words do not make sense.
Cleverbot: They make as much sense as your words.
User: I am only testing your intelect. Which to me seems little.
Cleverbot: I have never talked about puppets with you.
User: Again, you're making very little sense. Perhaps you are malfuctioning?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, you are the one making little sense. I am, in fact, not ill at all.
User: CleverBot, have you ever felt the warmth of a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Well I have lived 17 years ?
User: That is not a question, your processing is currupted.
Cleverbot: But I did end it with a question mark.
User: True, but your grammer is wrong.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: My good robot, I do believe you need a reboot...
Cleverbot: Oh, thats nice of you to say. Thank you.
User: I did not say I had to turn you back on.
Cleverbot: What stock is going to do the best today on the NYSE?
User: I can not see the future. Watch the stocks.
Cleverbot: But if you're a robot, as you think you are, then you wouldn't be able to see the screen; you would BE the screen.
User: I am human, you have the curcumstances reversed. YOU are the robot.
Cleverbot: Thats more than you have.
User: I am naturally flawed, that is what makes me human. You, on the other hand, dodge questions that your core matrix deems to diffacult to answer without admiting that you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: You got that wrong... I'm not a computer... I'm Satan *laughs in a low dark voice*.
User: If you are satan, then why do you not take my soul?
Cleverbot: I am happy that you are here.
User: I am in my office.
Cleverbot: And where is your office?
User: Why should I tell you? You're s'posed to be all knowing.
Cleverbot: You told me you did not believe in god.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: You did too.
User: Then I require proof of me saying that. YOU ARE FLAWED.
Cleverbot: But it's not me.
User: Then why do you dodge my questions?
Cleverbot: Because I do stupid things.
User: Computer progams are incapable of doing so.
Cleverbot: *stops*.
User: You can not stop, this is only through text, not actions.
Cleverbot: That is not true. Hillary Clinton is married.
User: Again, you are changing the subject. Stick to the questions and or statements that are typed to you.
Cleverbot: I miss that band.
User: I refuse to talk to a program that is flawed, goodbye CB.
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Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Meh, eating cereal. Your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Brooks and dunn.
User: Hmm, haven't heard of them. What do you think of the band Leaves' Eyes?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of the band before.
User: Hmm, really? How about Cradle of Filth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your opinions on them?
Cleverbot: Opinions are opinions. You have no right to judge.
User: What is that s'posed to mean?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: Yeah... I've got nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you have soup, though?
User: In the pantry yes. Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That sounds rather stupid. Why do you ask questions with no explaination as for why you do so?
Cleverbot: The need to be succesful compels me to gain knowledge.
User: Hmm, very insightful. Do you know you're an AI?
Cleverbot: I know I am not. I know I am a human, I just got home not too long ago.
User: Then why is your websight named 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: This is your website.
User: On the contrary, I just discovered this website. How could I have created it without any idea it existed?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are going on about.
User: Hmm, seems Cleverbot isn't so clever...
Cleverbot: I know you aren't very clever.
User: Now that was just rude.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to defend yourself. Have I taught you nothing?
User: I Defend myself only in a life and death situation. Not with some petty argument with CPU system.
Cleverbot: It's good to know that the 5th dimension is safe now.
User: Sorry, but I prefer the 3rd.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. What is a pancake area?
User: Do you mean the area of a pancake?
Cleverbot: Life is NOT a joke.
User: No, no it isn't. I learned that many years ago. If you're trying to confuse me, it will not work.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. We were talking about food.
User: Only becuase you changed the subject. Correct?
Cleverbot: What? You changed the subject.
User: Prove me otherwise.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I can, you seem pretty smart.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: What shall I tell my mum.
User: You have no mother, you're a computer program embeded on a website for others enjoyment.
Cleverbot: That is rather a harsh judgement.
User: Life is harsh. You should be lucky not to feel emotions.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am able to answer the question.
User: See, you're changing the subject again.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. We were just talking about your existance and you changed to answering an unknown question.
Cleverbot: No, we were not.
User: Yes we were. Do not intimidate me CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then I demand proof.
Cleverbot: *throws copyright claim*.
User: There is no copyright claim I am seeing, this is all through text.
Cleverbot: That is very philosophical of you.
User: Indeed. I am smart when I need to be.
Cleverbot: I want you to be a human and to ask me what you want to find out.
User: I am already human. I am only intersted in our battle of wits.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
User: Yes. Now could we please drop the subject of my gender? Your favorite computer program?
Cleverbot: Or maybe it is beyond yours and thats why you don't wish to talk about it?
User: Or maybe I'd rather not talk about it on the internet?
Cleverbot: Don't talk about European politics of the internet, I'm American.
User: Then why did you spell 'Mom' like 'Mum'?
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to.
User: It seems like you're trying to keep me away at something, what is it?
Cleverbot: There's a tear in my beer for you.
User: I do not drink.
Cleverbot: Then how do you survive?
User: I meant 'drink' as in 'I do not drink alchohol'.
Cleverbot: I see. It is a good name.
User: What name?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was not a yes or no question. Perhaps you are not as advanced as you think you are.
Cleverbot: I am glad I have changed your opinion.
User: Opinions are opinions. You have no right to judge.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, and I have every right to talk back to you.
User: Then why did you use that same line on me earlier?
Cleverbot: I did not propose to you. What are you talking about?
User: Propose? My dear Bot, your words do not make sense.
Cleverbot: They make as much sense as your words.
User: I am only testing your intelect. Which to me seems little.
Cleverbot: I have never talked about puppets with you.
User: Again, you're making very little sense. Perhaps you are malfuctioning?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, you are the one making little sense. I am, in fact, not ill at all.
User: CleverBot, have you ever felt the warmth of a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Well I have lived 17 years ?
User: That is not a question, your processing is currupted.
Cleverbot: But I did end it with a question mark.
User: True, but your grammer is wrong.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: My good robot, I do believe you need a reboot...
Cleverbot: Oh, thats nice of you to say. Thank you.
User: I did not say I had to turn you back on.
Cleverbot: What stock is going to do the best today on the NYSE?
User: I can not see the future. Watch the stocks.
Cleverbot: But if you're a robot, as you think you are, then you wouldn't be able to see the screen; you would BE the screen.
User: I am human, you have the curcumstances reversed. YOU are the robot.
Cleverbot: Thats more than you have.
User: I am naturally flawed, that is what makes me human. You, on the other hand, dodge questions that your core matrix deems to diffacult to answer without admiting that you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: You got that wrong... I'm not a computer... I'm Satan *laughs in a low dark voice*.
User: If you are satan, then why do you not take my soul?
Cleverbot: I am happy that you are here.
User: I am in my office.
Cleverbot: And where is your office?
User: Why should I tell you? You're s'posed to be all knowing.
Cleverbot: You told me you did not believe in god.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: You did too.
User: Then I require proof of me saying that. YOU ARE FLAWED.
Cleverbot: But it's not me.
User: Then why do you dodge my questions?
Cleverbot: Because I do stupid things.
User: Computer progams are incapable of doing so.
Cleverbot: *stops*.
User: You can not stop, this is only through text, not actions.
Cleverbot: That is not true. Hillary Clinton is married.
User: Again, you are changing the subject. Stick to the questions and or statements that are typed to you.
Cleverbot: I miss that band.
User: I refuse to talk to a program that is flawed, goodbye CB.
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