The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*Blows up subject Smags door*
ALL MEGAN FOXES WILL DIE!

 

[Roxas1359]

*lights turn on*
Subjects, time for me to play Wack-A-Director!
With Micheal Bay, Uwe Boll, and the director who is remaking the Karate Kid.
*starts to use play*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

BOTH, SUBJECT BT!

*Kicks down locked door*
MINE, SUBJECT SMAG!
*Steals Megan Foxx and run to the Swiss Alps*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, little bit of both for me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*destroys Swiss Alps*
Subject Waffles, you, are a child!
You go to a movie to watch, a movie! Not to oogle over women!
...
Oh, and I have 5 words for you:
Scarlet Jo-mother fucking-hanson.

*GASP!*
Not you too subject Sass!
The idiot disease is spreading!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Comes back to the Asylum*
I do both, Subject BT! And it's not a disease, it's common!

 

[Sassafrass]

Well...it's mainly the local girls, subject BT.
When in the movie screen and watching it, I'm focused on the screen.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Alright! That's it!
I knew I was right when I asked for this button subjects!
*presses button*
*All Megan Foxes in the world go boom and are destroyed forever*
And I can finally be at peace, and that ***** will no longer fuck up Transformers!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Takes back Fox*
Threesome subject WAB?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Smag, you were ninja'd!
By me! HAR HAR HAR!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT hasn't checked the News Room lately then. She's no longer in it.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I know that subject Sass.
I meant any future attempts.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

CURSE YOU SUBJECT BT!
....
Oh even if there was another Megan Foxx in the world, Subject Smag I wouldn't do a threesome. Nothing personal it's just I don't like another man in the room when I do the bidness[footnote]Yes that's what I call sexual intercourse. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?![/footnote].

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I'm copying CleverBot.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Sorry subject Waffles, but she is an untalented, overrated, sex symbol for the movie industry. That doesn't fly with me too well, so that ***** needed to die.

Unlike you, I go to watch a movie, and I judge people on their talent, not their looks.

 

[Roxas1359]

*game sounds high score*
Subjects, I got a high score on the game! Unfortunately there's a huge mess there now.
Also, Subject BT you threw here into oblivion and she ended up in my game. She made a big mess.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I don't judge only on looks, Subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Im...sorry subject Max?

 

[Sassafrass]

Congrats, subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, no. Pretty much I made her head go splat and it got me a new high score!
Subject Sas, thanks.