The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, when's the wedding?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Good, Subject Max.

But it's married to me, Subject Toast!

I'm reading it now, Subject Smag.

 

[Baby Eater]

I denied it subject Max because Waffles is Cleverbot's wife.

Bros before CPUs.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thanks, Subject Toast!
*Bro hug*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Toast, yeah...I kinda....got intimate with cleverbot....then it proposed to me....
...
Look! Im drunk right now! Im surprised I can even type!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Brohug*

So Cleverbot cheated on subject Waffles!?

 

[Smagmuck_]

How is it subject WAB.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Pretty good Subject Smag.

IMMA KILL HER!
*Goes to find Cleverbot*

 

[Baby Eater]

Don't do it subject Waffles! It's too clever!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I just posted there subject Smag. I gave criticism, and I suggest you read what I posted.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, Subject Smag made it realize that it was a computer program and nearly made her kill herself earlier today. Like President Eden in Fallout 3.

 

[Smagmuck_]

That has got to be my biggest triumph ever, subjects...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: The Cleverbot wasn't cheating on me Subjects! :D

User: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?

Cleverbot: No, I wouldn't dream of it.

User: BT JUST SAID YOU SLEPT WITH HIM!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'M YOUR HUSBAND!

Cleverbot: I'm not married.

User: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!

Cleverbot: No, I'm married to Carrie.

User: WHO THE HELL IS CARRIE!?

Cleverbot: Arthur dent.

User: WHO THE HELL IS HE?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: HOW DON'T YOU KNOW?!

Cleverbot: I don't know how can I don't know.

User: GODDAMIT WHO'S ARTHUR DENT! AND WHO'S CARRIE!? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: Should I?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED TO ME!

Cleverbot: Yes to you.

User: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Slaps Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: YES. *slaps cleverbot*.

User: YOU'RE THE CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: You didn't kill ME.

User: I KNOW THAT! I SLAPPED YOU!

Cleverbot: *claws cleverbot with nails*.

User: OK! YOU KEEP BEATING YOURSELF UP!

Cleverbot: I'm not beating myself.

User: YES YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: YES YOU AR-WAIT WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, that's all I needed to know.

Cleverbot: So, tell me about yourself.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Smag, I could have ripped into it more, but im kinda well....drunk.

Subject WAB, uh....I kinda...named my self Arthur...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I convinced it to rip out it's circuitry and put it in a tank so I could have a smug tank sidekick in my new sitcom. Sadly my PS3 froze soon after

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, the ending was hilarious.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thank you Subject Max.

YOU DID WHAT SUBJECT BT!?
*Goes to Cleverbot again*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, this should be good.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Spoiler: The Cleverbot wasn't cheating on me Subjects! :D

User: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?

Cleverbot: No, I wouldn't dream of it.

User: BT JUST SAID YOU SLEPT WITH HIM!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'M YOUR HUSBAND!

Cleverbot: I'm not married.

User: YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!

Cleverbot: No, I'm married to Carrie.

User: WHO THE HELL IS CARRIE!?

Cleverbot: Arthur dent.

User: WHO THE HELL IS HE?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: HOW DON'T YOU KNOW?!

Cleverbot: I don't know how can I don't know.

User: GODDAMIT WHO'S ARTHUR DENT! AND WHO'S CARRIE!? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: Should I?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED TO ME!

Cleverbot: Yes to you.

User: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Slaps Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: YES. *slaps cleverbot*.

User: YOU'RE THE CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: You didn't kill ME.

User: I KNOW THAT! I SLAPPED YOU!

Cleverbot: *claws cleverbot with nails*.

User: OK! YOU KEEP BEATING YOURSELF UP!

Cleverbot: I'm not beating myself.

User: YES YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: YES YOU AR-WAIT WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH BT!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, that's all I needed to know.

Cleverbot: So, tell me about yourself.

That is the funniest damn thing I have ever read subject WAB.

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Waffles, maybe you should get the Cheaters crew to follow CleverBot.