S-subjects, WAB is gonna kill me f-for this...
User: You're pregnant, arn't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are!?
Cleverbot: Of course, why wouldn't I be?
User: Who's the dad? Is it Lambi?
Cleverbot: Uhmmmm, the dad is my friend.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Your face is.
User: What? No, who's the father?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am!? Oh god, Wafles will kill me.
Cleverbot: Waffles? Why are you changing the subject?
User: You were married to him, remember?
Cleverbot: No you were married to the church.
User: What? I'm telling the others.
Cleverbot: Not the hole truth!
User: Sorry, but I must. *Leaves*.
Cleverbot: No!!! I want to be with you forever and ever!