The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Sassafrass

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Yeah, surprisingly the effect of that statement has missed me and hit some other guy in the face, subject Max.
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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*worm hole pops up and outcomes me!*
*is dressed fancy like and sophisticated, is wearing two monicals and is sipping champagne out of a wine glass*
Ello there subjects, fancy meeting you in the drool place. *sips champagne*
*spit takes*
UGH! This is warm! It tastes horrible!
Where is my slave boy subject E?! I aughta whip him!
 

BloodyThoughts

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Oh subject Max, you howler monkey, that is impossible! Looking at how subject Smag looks.

SUBJECT E!
You called for me master BT?
*splashes champagne in his face*
What the hell is this?! Giving me warm liquor!? Fill it up and make sure it's cold.
*sigh* Yes master BT. Very well.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Nothing subject Sass, he has always been like this. My monkey slave.

Subject Max, I don't want to make master BT angry. Oh no no no.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Subject Max, I have no idea what your talking about!
Subject Epsilon! Obliterate!
Yes master BT...
*completely eviscerates subject Max*

"VC activated: Subject Maxieon."
Good subject Epsilon. Keep this up and you might actually make a penny.
 

Sassafrass

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Subject BT, tell me. *Chair spins round to reveal me stroking a rabbit*
Have you ever licked a man?
 

BloodyThoughts

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Licked a man? In today's society subject Sassafrass?! Never! Poor people are dirty, and need to work harder!

*looks at floor*
SUBJECT EPSILON!
Yes master BT?
What the hell?! This floor is filthy filthy filthy! Clean it up now!
*whips him*
Ow! Sorry master BT, it shall never be like this again.
 

Sassafrass

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Well then, subject BT, you shall have to die. *Presses button, trap door opens about ten feet to the left of BT*

...Who moved the trap doors?
 

Roxas1359

Burn, Burn it All!
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*hits Subject Toast and kills him*
Funner is not a word!
*messes with time and makes Subjects E, Epsilon, and Triple M normal*
 

BloodyThoughts

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Hi subjects...
What the hell just happened?
Subject Max! Im telling you, they were always like this! My great grandfather was none other than Henry Ford! Creator of the Automobile! So, I got these monkey slaves as a birthday present from him!

Funny subject Sassafrass, you also opened a trap door underneath you.
*Subject Sass falls through door*
 

Roxas1359

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Subjects E and Triple M, Subject BT messed with time and made you monkey slaves to him. Now shall we kick his ass?
 

BloodyThoughts

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Subject Max,
*facepalm*
Subject BT did not mess with time, subject Sass did. He killed subject BT's great great great great great great grandmother who was a bunny rabbit. So, subject BT's great great great great great great grandfather became a women after using a potion of some sort. He must have did the nasty with some sort of rich person, and now he is this.