The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

....Well, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- *Gets killed by the fall of ten feet onto a soft spongy bed* (Subjects)

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max *Hits with ruler*

Any one syllable word that you're saying is better than something else,you double the last letter and add "er"!

In other words,pwned.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject E, I know. But instead of fixing it. He decided to change it and now Henry Ford never made the automobile because his son destroyed the original plans he had while Ford wasn't looking. Now people get around by putting turtles on tank treads!
*hits Subject Toast with grammar book*
Ah, but fun is one of the exceptions to that rule in that you need to say 'more fun' instead of 'funner' so that you will still be using proper grammar.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, he really didn't subject Max. You see, subject BT never went back in time. Ever. Oh, and you are wrong. Instead of Henry Ford making the automobile, subject Granny Toast some how became the first. Then, 5 years later, she created the worlds first hover car. Isn't that right subject Toast?

Tis true subject Max.
Subject E! Is my liquor done yet?
Yes it is master BT, here.
*presents champagne*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, screw it.*goes back in time and stops Subject Sas from doing whatever it was he did*
While I'm at it.*goes back in time and shoots Hitler right before he commits suicide*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max that is a widely believed misconception. Even some dictionaries say that but I assure you funner is a word *Trout slap*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*is now a magical doughnut that pukes up ice cream*
Well howdy subjects!
...
What the hell?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, well I'd like to say that it isn't proper grammar and that's what the dictionaries I have and the grammar books say.
Subject BT, screw it!*eats Subject BT*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

AH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SUBJECT MAX! AH! YOU BIT OFF MY BRAIN!
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I can't brain today subjects....

I have the dumb....

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes that is true subject E she even created the hover plane.

Subject Max the newest grammar books here (2009) say funner is a word.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I am thinking about bringing back the Asylum RP.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Will I be in it subject Smag?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, okay then I don't trust grammar books after 2001. That is when wide spread cases of teh dumb spread to the children and people in education.
Subject BT, just die.*eats more of Subject BT*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

AH! THAT IS MY GALLBLADDER SUBJECT MAX! AH-
*Is eaten whole*
"VC activated: Subject BT"

 

[Roxas1359]

*grabs Subject BT from Vita-Chamber and eats him again*
Hooray. I just solved world hunger in a way.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VC activated: Subject BT"
Oh god, ENDLESS LOOP!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Eats subject Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

*burst out of Subject Toast and steals all of his bones*
Thanks for the bones, now.*eats Subject BT again*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VC activated: Subject BT"
*welds VitaChamber doors shut*
Ha!

 

[Roxas1359]

*Kills self*
"Vita-Chamber activated: Subject Maxieon"
*eats Subject BT again*