The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Lambi

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Huh. That's something you don't see every day, subject Toast.

Ok, my turn. I was on TvTropes and clicked a link to a picture of a closeup of a woman's face and her lower jaw was missing! I'm not evil enough to post the picture here...
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Toast, no. What happened was when I was playing on Very Hard Mode I saw two Death Claws ahead of me. But right as they were about to attack me, they literally shot straight up into the air and I got experience for killing them. Now here comes the best part, later I was fighting some Talon Mercs when two Death Claw bodies fall from the sky and kill the Mercs because they land on them. I loot the bodies and I see two of the weapons that I had sold by accident earlier. I know because they were the kind of weapons that that are only aquired once in the game.
 

Baby Eater

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Subject Max I've heard of that glitch before.

Subject Lambi if you EVER post that I'm putting you on the ignore list!
 

Lambi

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Trust me, subject Toast. It is better that I alone saw it then if I showed you all that picture. I just hope I can go to sleep...
 

BloodyThoughts

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Subjects, ironically, I have a story to just like yours. It's about Borderlands.

I was fighting Mothrakk, you know, the big dragon thing. So, I kill him and his body falls to the ground. Normal right? Well, this is when thing get freaky. His body falls through the ground. I didn't care much. So, I decide to go and fight Sledge next. I run right through his canyon and attract every enemy to follow me so I can kill them later along with Sledge. Right when I get to Sledge, Mothrakk's dead body falls on every, just barely missing me, and kills them. After a few minutes of looting, I loot Mothrakk. You know what I found? Just about half of what I sold in the game, and the bullets wasted on killing him.
 

Baby Eater

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Subject BT that's almost as cool as the time I killed Mothrakk and his corpse landed on my car. Then the game glitched and made Mothrakk fly when I started my car. My car could fly!
 

Roxas1359

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Subject BT, that was awsome.
Subject Toast, well I had just gotten the M.I.R.V and I wanted to see how it would do, I was on normal mode at the time, and I decided to use it one the first person I see. It happened to be a merchant and her body guard in front of Rivet City. I shoot the M.I.R.V and kill the guard, but I'm killed because I was too close to it. I had the most powerful armour in the game and I was still one-hit killed. But when I load to my last check point I gain 400 exp randomly. So I think to myself, can I recreate that. So this time I set it to very hard mode, blow myself and the merchant up again, and when my check point reloads I gain 1600 exp without losing any bad karma!
 

BloodyThoughts

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Subjects, I have another awesome Borderlands story.

I was fighting Mad Mel, the guy that drives the awesome vehicle. So, my car is destroyed and I just barely survive. He runs me over and when im in the last stand thingy, im trapped on his car. I die, and I respawn, still on his car, with full control over it. It was fucking awesome.
 

Baby Eater

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That is nearly game breaking subject Max!

One time on Oblivion I shot an arrow straight up and leveled up (I judt leveled up before this.).
 

BloodyThoughts

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*slaps subject Smag*
We can have fun without her you know. And we are.
Not trying to insult her or anything, but it seems that every time she posts her once, this place is swarmed with posts. It kinda ticks me off.
 

Baby Eater

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Subject BT one time me and a midget got stuck in Mad Mel's car.Mad Mel had a thrillhawk and a moustache.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Awesome subject Toast.

And alas, I have one last awesome story. This time, of Fallout 3.

I went out to be the evilest baddest more ruthless ass in the wastelands after how Amata treated me for killing her father that was threatening to kill her. I see the opening to blow up Megaton, and take the offer. Once I set the charge and get to that tower, I press the button. No explosion. I go and look there, and it was a ghost town. There were the buildings, all unharmed, but noone was there. Not even the nuke. Then, a few hours later, I go to Rivet city. Everyone from Megaton was in Rivet city. "What the hell? Did they have the power to teleport or something?" I said to my self. Then, all of a sudden the whole place explodes in a nuclear blast. That was all I could think about for the rest of the day.
 

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Ha!My wizard traveled throuh time subject BT!
A story my GTA 4 online.

We were playing free mode (Basically deathmatch with no rules) at the airport. Two guys made a mad dash for the helicopters as I chased them down on a motorbike. One crashed into his chopper after I shot out his tires the other barely made it.Unable to stop in time I crash into the helicopter. Somehow I survived forcing my front wheel through the door and killing the pilot. I then landed right on a building watching the crash landing