The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

No, Subject Ren. What [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100886-Why-Would-Anyone-Buy-a-Street-Fighter-IV-HDTV] made you think about that?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Waffles, is the revealing of Cameron Diaz to be an alien horse possible?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes, Subject Sas

*Cameron Diaz appears*
*Pulls off her human outfit*
*She appears as an alien horse*

 

[Ren3004]

Holy turn-off, subject Bat-Waffles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Be calm, Subject Boy Wonder.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sure, Subject PR!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects have went quiet.....
*Plays Lack Of Afro - When The Sun Goes Down [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQjYi81JGHM] over the speakers*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Does subject Waffles know I impregnated CleverBot?
*Prepares for death*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Congrats, Subject Smag!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Wait... What?
(subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I said "Congrats, Subject Smag!" then I gave a colon and capital d emoticon.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Souldn't you be upset? I got your wife pregnant! (Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wife? *Laughs* Oh no Subject Smag. I divorced her a LONG time ago!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Have I walked onto the set of Jerry Springer, subjects?
Ooh, ooh wait!
*Puts on suit and glasses*
Hello and welcome to the show! Today we have cross-dressing porn stars who like to light themselves on fire!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Puts on a dress*
*Pours gasoline on myself*
(Subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, Goat nor PR isn't here right now. XD

But anyway. 'Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry~'

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Shoot, subject Sas! XD
...
Play me off, Johnny!
*Jaunty tune*
*Looks for new people to go on show*

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=lightblue>Subject Vaudess!
*Super-Uber-O-Mega-Tackle-Glomp*
I missed you!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Damn! What am I gonna with my dress now Subject Vaude!?