The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Oh, hey subject Max.
Subject BT, you set me and subject Vee ON FIRE! Self defence.
Not at all, subject Vee.

And am I the only one now wondering why they didn't put a fire extinguisher in as a melee weapon on L4D2?

 

[Roxas1359]

*gets money from tooth fairy*
What? I can't understand you Subject BT.

 

[LynxParadox]

hello subjects, i'm talking to cleverbot

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Soda, you had better be breaking it!

 

[LynxParadox]

give me a while subject max... it won't learn my name or that i'm a guy!!!!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

GRR!
*Gets an iron jaw like Malik from KOTOR*
God dammit subject Sass im gonna kill you!

After I go on a cruise with subject E-
*25 minutes later*
Eh, Subject Eee! What on Earth was all that?
Im not sure what your referring to.
You sunk, and entire cruise ship E!
Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that.
Subject E, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face.
That sounds dangerous.
You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!
That-ah-that must have been horrifying to watch.
The you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Thank god the children weren't on board.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Subject Sas, I now wish I could hit a clown zombie in the face with an extinguisher.

Hey subject Soda and Max!

 

[Lambi]

*Tackle hugs subjects Sas and Vaude*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ah, Subject E, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Well I guess you could say it is all red and sticky.
Subject E, what are we standing in?
Would you believe it is strawberry milkshake?
No, I would not believe that.
Um, melted gumdrops.
Nooooo.
Boat nectar.
No
Some of gods tears.
Tell me the truth subject E!
Fine!...It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Subject Eeee!
Well they were eating all the crescent rolls.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Soda better not get it pregnant like Smag did...

So do I, subject Vee, so do I.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, what am I chop liver?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Laughs* Oh subject E, what'll we do with you?

*Sigh* We can dream, subject Sas.

Woah!*Tackled hugged by subject Lambi* Hi!

 

[LynxParadox]

i'm gonna kill cleverbot... its mocking me by calling me a girl subjects... it dies.... not for the girl part, but just for mocking me...

 

[Lambi]

Yes, subject Max, and you are very delicious.

Subject Sas, did you not notice me tackle hugging you?

Subject Vaude, I just wanted to use the oppertunity.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Soda, good luck with trying to kill it. At least you weren't trout slapped. T.T

 

[LynxParadox]

cleverbot is evil... oh yeah it apparently has a fetish subjects...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Lambi, sorry, I'm sorta getting spaced out a bit. *Tackle hugs subject Lambi back*

Aye, we can, subject Vee, we can. ...Well, you can, I can't seem to dream again. :'(

 

[Lambi]

M'kay, subject Sas.

Subjects, I need to go to sleep now. Trying to bring order to my sleep schedule. Good night.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You managed it before, subject Sas, maybe try to recreate what you did the night before you dreamed?

*Hugs subject Lambi* G'night!

 

[Sassafrass]

Night, subject Lambi. *Manly hugs with ass slap* Sleep well~

Subject Vee, I am doing so.