The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag, I got those two attachments within four rounds with the SCAR, what the hell is taking you so long?

 

[Lambi]

Subject Rain, can't you just Google Image Furry Chart?

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Lambi, *facepalm*

I'm reminded of a XKCD right now...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Rain, what subject Lambi said.

Subject Smag, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get smashed when I go online. Unless I can transfer my impressive Halo skill over.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass, then prepare to meet your doom! >

Now all we have to do is convince Vaudes' brother to stop fucking with the G-tag long enough for her to add us. AND THEN THE THREE OF US WILL GO FORTH AND CLENSE THE TWELVE YEAR OLDS FROM THE SERVERS AND BRING FUN BACK TO ONLINE GAMING!

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag, they'll go complain to their mothers and get your arse banned.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, your efforts will be in vain!

 

[Smagmuck_]

For playing fairly? ON WHAT GROUNDS!?
(subject)

Subject Max, with my marksman ship, Vaude, feminine wiles and Sass ability to be bait. WE WILL PREVAIL.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag, they will get their moms to threaten to sue because they feel that you were an arse..

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, the mods there aren't very good. Also, they will spam your inbox like hell! Happened to me, but for some reason it was a guy in France, and my mom translated it to a bunch of curse words and yelling.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, if I can transfer my Halo skill over, you'd be disappointed.
If my understanding of the Halo EXP system is correct, I've finished top three in over half of my games played. And if we get rid of the 12 year olds, who will we own?
And I got reported on Halo 3 for TK-ing a TK-er, subject Smag. I'm apparently a very unsporting player. Oh, and I've quit early, apparently despite never quitting once. Gotta love the XBL community.

Subject Maxie! *Pounces*

 

[Roxas1359]

*dodges pounce*
Subject Sas, you never learn do you?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll get you one day, subject Max!

Ah, but subject Smag, this bait will fight back.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm going to switch to my laptop. Be right back.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Rain, Mute and block options.

Subject Max, as long as we don't exploit the system...

Subject Sass, both of us. And I do believe you could add me now, I can't play or chat but I'm up for text.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, can't get on it yet.
My connection would shit itself, roll in that shit and then shoot itself in the head. But come July, we shall bring tha thunder!!!

Or die hopelessly.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Aww, fine. I guess I'll spend my time destroying the controller just to upgrade my offline arsenal in preperation for my brother coming home on leave...

Did anyone else know of Slipknots' Bassist Paul Grays' death?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, what level are you online?

And yeah, heard about it yesterday and the British papers did a small bit about it today.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass... 23.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Who's subject Catgirl? Because I thought the rules clearly stated:
NO CATGIRLS!

Subject Catgirl is subject Rain. Subject Rain started calling me Subject Harlequin when he had his Catgirl avatar, so I call him subject Catgirl.

FLORA IS NOT A CATGIRL SUBJECT HARLEQUIN!

Oh? Touchy are we? I kept telling you that Onion Knight wasn't a Harlequin, but YOU didn't listen subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlequin, Onion LOOKS like a harlequin when avy sized.

Well just to spite you, i'm still callingg "Flora" A Catgirl subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlquin, then I shall call you avy the Sonic wannabe.

... That makes no sense... At least mine made SOME sense.