The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, basically this is American politics; Mud-slinging and having the opposite party be the scape-goat for everything, even when it makes no sense because people will believe.

 

[Baby Eater]

No problem subject Sas.Now tell us about your politics.When officials are dueling for their honour,do they wear monocles?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, same here.
Subject Toast, they just hurl shitty insults at each other. Plus I don't pay attention to politics that much.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, does that mean that we got that from you guys?

 

[Sassafrass]

We could of got it from you, subject Max.
But probably.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I have maxed out my offline FAL for MW2...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, I have no idea what that is.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Smag I beat Contra on hard without the Konami code. I WIN!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, any one who can beat Battletoads without codes is a master of video games... just saying.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I did it once before in my life and it was the best day ever.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, BASTARD!!! I'm trying to do that without power levelling it. :\
My friend mastered the Barrett .50 Cal as well.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I mastered dual wielding M9s.Useless but fun :S

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Toast, I've mastered my USP .45 too.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Smag, I really am annoyed now.
I shall have to kick your ass in July. I haven't mastered anything yet. I like to mix and match my weapons and perks.

Subject Toast, nothing like dual UMPs to spray bullets.

 

[Rainboq]

Who's subject Catgirl? Because I thought the rules clearly stated:
NO CATGIRLS!

Subject Catgirl is subject Rain. Subject Rain started calling me Subject Harlequin when he had his Catgirl avatar, so I call him subject Catgirl.

FLORA IS NOT A CATGIRL SUBJECT HARLEQUIN!

Oh? Touchy are we? I kept telling you that Onion Knight wasn't a Harlequin, but YOU didn't listen subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlequin, Onion LOOKS like a harlequin when avy sized.

Well just to spite you, i'm still callingg "Flora" A Catgirl subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlquin, then I shall call you avy the Sonic wannabe.

... That makes no sense... At least mine made SOME sense.

Exactly subject Harlequin! This is an asylum!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sass, I have those too. Kinda useless though...

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag, feck pistols, I just use the striker with silencer!

I even got a nuke with it!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Who's subject Catgirl? Because I thought the rules clearly stated:
NO CATGIRLS!

Subject Catgirl is subject Rain. Subject Rain started calling me Subject Harlequin when he had his Catgirl avatar, so I call him subject Catgirl.

FLORA IS NOT A CATGIRL SUBJECT HARLEQUIN!

Oh? Touchy are we? I kept telling you that Onion Knight wasn't a Harlequin, but YOU didn't listen subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlequin, Onion LOOKS like a harlequin when avy sized.

Well just to spite you, i'm still callingg "Flora" A Catgirl subject Catgirl.

Subject Harlquin, then I shall call you avy the Sonic wannabe.

... That makes no sense... At least mine made SOME sense.

Exactly subject Harlequin! This is an asylum!

.... Touche subject Catgirl.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I barely have any idea on what the heck your talking about. My guess MW2.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Rain, I wouldn't say that if I have the accuracy of Wild Bill Hicock...