The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

So you WERE there subject M2!?

Subject Max for senior prank we put the principal's truck in the cafeteria and covered it in duct tape.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, it was just freshman girls. And I've noticed that a lot of the girls at school seem to grope each other...a lot now that I think of it.
Subject Toast, the seniors today hot-glued all of the door locks to the classrooms, the toilet seats to the toilets, the water fountain sprays, the A.S.B office, the Cafeteria, the Counseling Center, E.O.C materials room, and the school's library. Subsequently ruining all the locks and keys in the school while also fucking up the plumbing.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, you may be right. There are two teachers at my school who are purported to be pedophiles, and one of which DOES take preference with pretty females.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Max, same here. Or at least the metal-head ladies did until they found out Paul Gray died. Now it's nothing but Slipknot talk. Fuck, yes.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max the girls here do the same.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, same here. I once had a conversation with my girlfriend about it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, scarier part is that they always like people in animes. I'm scared for Japan Club next year since I was made the new VP.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, they were like that at my school as well. Attention seekers.

Subject Mudkip, it's a un-written rule at every school one teacher must be a suspected paedo.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, attention seekers or not, I got a view. Also, it was funny because the freshman at my school usually call everything gay, but the ones that saw that all went "Eww". I'm serious.
Subjects, look at the senior prank that happened. I wrote it a few post up.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, people try that stuff at mine, but the Vice Principal is the master of Obfuscating Stupidity. He DOES NOT mess around.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I laughed at both things there.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I know right.
Subject Mudkip, well usually the senior pranks aren't like this, and they were caught quite fast thanks to the construction company that has been working at my school on making new buildings cameras.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, yes, but only on my way to my least favorite country...ITALY.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*A small tornado appears*
*Waffles appears out of tornado*
Hi Subjects!
I always tried to make a giant intro whenever I come to the Asylum. It might be because I wanted the attention, maybe it was because I wanted to challenge everyone to make a bigger introduction for my own self amusement. In the Asylum you do a lot of things that you never think twice about, it's either do it or don't.
I started self-narrating my life!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, prepare for my new handshake!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ok, Subject M2!
*Prepares self*
The Asylum is always an odd place, you never see what's going to happen, whether it be new handshakes or the end of the world.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*kicks Subject Waffles in the junk* Gotham Handshake!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Falls down in pain*
Thanks Subject M2.....

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, I learned that technique from Batman when I was in Gotham.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Congrats Subject M2....