The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

*Unsheathes the Master Sword* Get out Subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Turns into Ocarina of Time Ganon.* I'll bet you don't even know how to use that sword subject Kcits.

 

[TheStickman]

Um, uh, I... might, Subject Fury.

[sup]Subject Toast, you wouldn't happen to have some silver arrows, would you?[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

I got this subject Kcits *Raises revolver loaded with silver bullets*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Slashes at subject Kcits and cuts him in half.* I win.

 

[TheStickman]

"VC activated: Subject Kcits"
That might work Subject Toast. Try it.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Shoots subject Fury blasting his face off*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Runs around lookin for face.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! THAT HURT YOU *****!

 

[TheStickman]

*Stabs Master Sword into Subject Fury's chest*

 

[Baby Eater]

I like this Zelda rewrite subjects.

*Zelda dress appears on me*....Shit.

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Toast, you look very... weird.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Turns into Sheik* Better subject Kcits?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Dies* *Revives in Wind Waker* Son of a *****... now I'm a cartoon.

 

[TheStickman]

Less awkward Subject Toast, but you still look like a girl.

 

[Baby Eater]

I feel pretty subject Kcits.

 

[TheStickman]

You go about being... pretty, then, Subject Toast.

 

[TheStickman]

Subjects, have any of you ever added yourself to your ignore list? It's kind of funny.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Chokes subject Kcits* Tell me I'm pretty!

 

[TheStickman]

*Gack*
*Choke*Holds up sign*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Lets go* Thank you subject Kcits.