The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

*Subject Twinrova and subject Vatti do a triple magic attack of fire, ice and wind which blows away subject Kcits.*
*Subject Morpheel dies. Subject Bellum flies out and posseses subject Navi.*

 

[TheStickman]

*Runs back after attack and equips iron boots and mirror shield*

Bring it. (Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

*Split into thousands of clones,one of them getting possessed*

*All yell "Hey, listen!" simultaneously* (Subject)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

".... SUBJECT STALLORD!!!" Vatti shouts.
*Suddenly, rumblin is heard beneath subject Kcits annd a giant skeleton pops out and eats him, then spits him out onto the ground.*
*Subject Bellum dies and a beam fires from nowhere as the Poe Sisters join and slice all but one Navi in two, killin them.*

 

[TheStickman]

*Uses spinner to take out Stallord's spine*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Morphs into a subject Ganon disguise and makes clones*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I'm sorry, I have to say this... I'm watching Higurashi right now, and the only tthin I can say is that i've learned two things. 1. NEVER move to a small town in japan with only 50 or so people. 2. If you do, DON'T trust the creepy girls at the high school.)
That stupid disguise won't fool me subject Navi.. .
*I cut all the Ganon clones in half.*
*Subject Stallord comes back as a ggiant, fire breathing head.*

 

[TheStickman]

Uses spinner to climb up walls and hit Stallord head*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subj-
*Sees Ganon clones*
*Leaves*
-5 minutes later-
*Comes back wearing a green tunic*
HAA! (Translation: Hi Subjects!)

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects have any of you read Sam and Fuzzy? I'm quickly getting addicted.

Higa-what subject Fury?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

... Never mind it subject Toast... It's a messed up anime about people torturing and killin each other over some curse and what not.

Mostly it's about a new kid who moves to a small town in Japan with around 50 or so people,a nd he gets a LITTLE too interested in the strange murders and happenins that happen every year.

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh subject Fury. The thing I mentioned is about a wisecracking teddy bear. Kinda similar.

Hey subject Wafflink!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

CHAA! (Translation: Salutation, Subject Toast!)

 

[Baby Eater]

*Gives subject Wafflink a Stephen Hawking voice thingy*

 

[TheStickman]

*Hands Subject Waffles the Hero's Bow* Sorry, but I already have the Master Sword.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

HA-Dammit! Did you get the Dominion Rod yet, Subject Kcits?

 

[TheStickman]

*Hands Subject Waffles the Dominion Rod* I already defeated Armogohma though.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Well he was kinda easy so no big, Subject Kcits.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Time to call on the most badass Zelda boss ever!!!
SKULL KID!!!

"Chaaaaaa!!!!" *Moon starts to fall.*

 

[TheStickman]

*Summons the Four Giants*

*Moon is pushed back into orbit*