The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

Chill the hell out, Subject Max.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects, I had the greasiest McDonald's burger ever. Now I feel sick.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, that's McDonald's for you.

 

[TheStickman]

Prove to me this was the greatest McDonald's burger ever, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Not greatest, Subject Kcits, greasiest. The meat was literally falling off the bun.

Yet I still eat there, Subject Max....

 

[TheStickman]

Goddamn, Subject Waffles, what did you order? Five inches of bacon on a bun? No wonder you feel sick. Lay down!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, that sounds like the Itics. Do you get the reference?
Subject Waffles, you won't believe who I'm fighting in Unlimited Cruise 2 right now.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I will in a while, Subject Kcits.

Gecko Moria, Subject Max?

 

[TheStickman]

No, I don't get the reference, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, Boondock Saints. That is actually one of the only episodes I've ever seen of the show.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I just NOW got up. *Rubs eyes*

 

[TheStickman]

Subjects, I think I made it rain in my town.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Throws hot coffee in Subject Smag's face*
Mornin'!

Did you sacrifice a virgin, Subject Kcits?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hot! Hot! Hot!
*Runs around looking for cold water*
*Shoves face in Vaudes' bath tub*
Ah, much better. And Subject WAB, it's not morning here, it's afternoon...

 

[TheStickman]

No, subject Waffles, I was playing the Song of Storms on the Virtual Piano [http://virtualpiano.net/].

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I knew that, Subject Smag. I just said that cause you just woke up.

Awesome, Subject Kcits!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I be leaving for a bit to game...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, see ya.
Subject Waffles, you never guessed who I had just beaten in Unlimited Cruise 2. Twas an unfair fight too.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah I did, Subject Max. Was it Oars?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, yes and Moria was inside his stomach.