Subject Toastakov, tell us story of when Stalin protected us at Keiv during World War 2.(Historically he screwed over Keiv and over 500,000 were either killed or taken captive by the Nazis)
Subject Maxdakova,Back in great Patriot War,Stalin saw many weak soldiers dieing or being captured. So he took swig of vodka and ran onto battlefield riding Bosco his bear! Bosco ripped all the tinu Germans apart!
Subject Toastakov's story like that make me want to kill for Motherland.*kills nearest capitalist swine*
Subject Sas, just ask Subject Furburt for the screen shot.
Then Stalin made Glorious flag using his own beard and puny German blood!It was an honourable victory for Mother Russia! Bosco was named junior chancellor!
Subject Vaudesporvia Superior Story time is great time!
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