The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Subject Kcits I never payed much attention.

 

[TheStickman]

Got what, Subject Max?

Whatever, Subject Toast.

 

[Sassafrass]

Aye, subject Kcits. Plus there is something about Mondays that seem...off.

 

[Baby Eater]

Garfield hates them subject Sas.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, well in my game there are hidden treasures that can only be gotten by completing the maps that lead to them. Well the only way to get map fragments is to kill certain enemies that may drop a piece of the map. Well the map that I need was from the strongest enemies in the game, and have a chance of 1 to 100 of actually dropping something and 1 to 1000 of dropping the map. Well I finally got the map and the treasure!

 

[TheStickman]

Because it's Monday, Subject Sas.

 

[TheStickman]

Cool, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, do you want to know what my treasure was?

 

[TheStickman]

Sure, Subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, my treasure was...schematics for a vacuum cleaner.

 

[TheStickman]

What kind of vacuum cleaner, Subject Max?

 

[Baby Eater]

DUN DUN DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUJNNNNNNN! (subject)

 

[TheStickman]

Why are you doing that, Subject Toast?

 

[Baby Eater]

For dramatic effect subject Kcits.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, just a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, you old drama queen!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas you're just jealous because I'm prom queen!

 

[TheStickman]

Have the Subjects taken the Gamer Quiz yet?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, that tiara should've been mine, dammit!

Subject Kcits, no.

 

[Baby Eater]

Yeah on subject Kcits what'd you get?

Now Tommy will never date you subject Sas!