The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I call it a mutant dog.

 

[Baby Eater]

I call it adorable subject Max

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I know. That's why I killed it, stuffed it, and made it into slippers!

 

[Rainboq]

Subjects, my school is built on a known fault line...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rain, my is built on a land fill. seriously it is, so all my class rooms don't have good foundation since the trash always moves. It is also the reason why some class doors won't close.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Max, I hope there is an earthquake now, just so that the idiots who built it will know better next time.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rain, living in Southern California, I get earthquakes like hell, and it is not fun when earthquakes go through your area like crazy and your at you school that is built on a land fill, and is located right next to a cliff. All of those descriptions are true of my school's location. Oh and most of the buildings are made of bat guano because the school is over 50 years old.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects my school used to be a prison.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, so then all they needed to add was school desks right?

 

[Baby Eater]

That's actually exactly what they did subject Max . The janitor's closet is a padded cell.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, janitor doesn't want the students to steal his floor waxing machine.

 

[TheStickman]

Hello Subjects.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hiya, Subject Kcits!

 

[TheStickman]

So what are we talking about, Subject Waffles?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

'Unno, Subject Kcits. I disappeared from the conversation for a second.

 

[Baby Eater]

Cocaine and hookers subject Kcits

 

[TheStickman]

So shall we begin a new conversation, Subject Waffles?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I believe so, Subject Kcits.
So.....How about that airline food, huh?

 

[TheStickman]

I've never been on an airplane, Subject Waffles.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects Kcits and Waffles, we were talking about how Subject Toast's school used to be a prison and all they did was add school desks to it.
Subject Toast, you never laughed at my joke!*murders Subject Toast*