The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

I've only just got here, subject Kcits so...hi.

Subject Vee, when you get RDR, shooting people in the face on that will be better.
As will hog-tying them and placing them on train tracks.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas I hog-tied a sheriff and threw them onto a cactus >

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Lazy bugger, subject Toast! XD

*Sighs* I can't wait, subject Sas~

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, cool~ I'm still trying to get the throwing knifes.
I'll be a ninja outlaw!

Subject Vee, you shall get it tomorrow. I can sense it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, that ruins the U.S oblivious and ignorant thought that there can only be outlaws that use American things. In America!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude I'll have you know that achievement was tough as nails!

Subject Sas then it'll be Assassin's Redemption! *Buh dum tish*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Really subject Sas?~ *Shiny eyes*

Subject Max! You're Bandit Keith?!

Yes. If you have no fingers, subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude or if you tried the Wii version (I was at my cousin's. I had the PS3 version) where the start button's really tiny and you had to use a pointer.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, half the game is also set in Mexico where you get them.

Subject Toast, don't make me break your drums!

Yes, subject Vee. A look into my dads shiny bald patch crystal ball has told me this...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, maybe I am...In America!
Subject Toast, Subject Vaude's got a point you have no fingers or toes.
Believe me when I say that a lot of people are mean to us of Mexican descent Subject Sas. Arizona Law anyone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I knew it from the moment I met you, subject Bandit Max!

...Woah, tell me more, subject Sas! I'll pay you! :3

...No extra points for you, subject Toast! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, you knew I was...Canadian! You know too much!*murders Subject Vaude*

 

[Baby Eater]

You're just jealous subject Vaude! XD
And you too subject Max!

Subject Sas if you break my drums who'll help your standup act?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasps and bleeds* Just because you have French People in your head, subject Bandit Max!

...Maybe a little, subject Toast. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, true.
Maybe I could hire Russell Howard though... *Ponders*

Subject Max, Arizona Law? *Very, very, very unaware to other countries thingys*

I also see a brick in your future, subject Vee~ [sup]Injokes awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~[/sup]
And urgent medical care. *Grabs first aid kit*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Gives subject Vaude the stare* XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, I don't like French Canadians.*kills Subject Vaude*

Subject Sas, basically the police are required to pull over anyone they believe is an "illegal
alien" and are required to search them. Basically screwing over the 4th Amendment because if you say that you invoke that right they'll arrest you for reasonable suspicion. They are also banning the teaching of all other cultures in Arizona schools because they "garner more hate towards the U.S." I'm not joking about this, and other states want to put up laws like those in Arizona too.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Crawls away from subject Max, bleeding heavily* 'K-K...

NOT THE STARE! *GASP!* XD Evil subject Toast!

Do eeeeit, subject Sas, order him!
And a brick? Hope you have better aim this time. Hehe~

 

[Roxas1359]

*kills Subject Vaude while she is distracted by stare*
"Vita-Chamber activated: Subject Vaude"

 

[Baby Eater]

You can't resit subject Vaude! XD