The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

??? *Peanut* (Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

Nevermind subject Kcits.

*Hides in.....a place*

Behold subject Vaude! *5 foot long golden monocle with spikes on the rim*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, that is one of the most impracticable things I've seen since last I play a Ratchet and Clank game!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, gonna say g'night now but I'm not going to bed yet.

Rather keep why I'm going quiet private but it's not due to anything that has happened here tonight. So I'll see you around.

 

[Roxas1359]

See ya Subject Sas.

 

[TheStickman]

Never mind Subject Kcits! BROOK!

*Hides in.....a BRAK*

Behold! *2.5 foot long silver monocle with ridges on the rim*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That's so not fair, subject Toast! XD

*Hugs subject Sas* G'night. Hope you're okay...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, use this.*gives Subject Vaude a 10ft platinum monocle encrusted with blue, orange, and pink diamonds*

 

[Baby Eater]

Kiss ass subject Max >.>

Time to cheat since Sas isn't hiding now! Fist of the Wobble Wobble:Infinite After-Image Split *Ten clones hide in identical boxes scattered around my hiding place*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You're so awesome, subject Max.

*Evil glare at subject Toast* >

 

[Fury Is Me.]

... *Find subject Toast in a Jack in the Box.*

Now which one is the real one?
*Picks a box*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, the lens on that monocle with magnify your stare to deadly efficiency.
Subject Toast, oh yeah well I have God of War 3 and you still have to wait until Friday!

 

[Baby Eater]

*A Jelly Jiggler uppercuts subject Fury from the box*

Oh yeah subject Vaude!? *Jelly clone stretches over the lens making it more accurate.

Subject Max the wait makes the outcome better.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OW! Damnit subject Jelly clone!
*Cuts the bi piece of jell-o to bits*
*Picks the box the farthest in the back*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, well the game is short like all of the games.

 

[Baby Eater]

*JJ kicks subject Fury in the berries*

Subject Max that's what silly outfits are for.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Collapses on the floor holding groin.*
DAMNIT! *Blows JJ up*
*Picks another box.*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I beat the game and I didn't get a funny outfit. Only one that gives Kratos four times the attack power, and enemies four times the attack power while also disabling all trophies.

 

[Baby Eater]

It's still an outfit subject Max.

*JJ shanks subject Fury*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Vomits blood*
GAH!
*Casts Curaja on self*
DAMNIT! THAT'S IT! BOBOBO!! HELP!
*Bobobo crashes through the wall*
SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR! FLIP!
*Nose hair comes out of Bobobo's nose and opens all the boxes at once and strangles all the JJ's inside the fake ones.*